II
Mr. Prawley's Garden
ISOBEL was brighter at dinner than she had been for some
days. She seemed quite contented, now that the imaginary Prawleys had moved
into the attic. She said no more about them, and when I had finished my dinner
I put on my gardening togs and went out to garden awhile before dark. Blisters
are certainly most painful after a day of rest, and I did not work long. I was
almost in despair about the garden. Fully half had not been touched, and what I
had already done looked ragged and as if it needed doing over again. The more I
dug, the more great chunks of sod I found buried in it, and it seemed as if my
garden, when I had dug out all the chunks of sod, would be a pit instead of a
level. It threatened to be a sunken garden.
"Isobel," I said angrily, when the sun had set and
I was once more sitting in the chair on my veranda, with my hands wrapped in
wet handkerchiefs, "you know how passionately fond of gardening I am, and
how I longed and pined for a garden for two full years, and you know,
therefore, that it takes a great deal of gardening to satisfy me; but I must
say that the man who laid out that garden must have been a man of shameful
leisure. He laid out a garden twice as large as any garden should be."
"Then why do you try to work it all?" she asked.
"Oh, work it!" I exclaimed with some irritation.
"I can't let half a garden go to weeds! That would look nice, wouldn't it!
I'll work it all right! You don't care how I suffer and struggle. You sit here
—"
The next evening when I reached home I did not feel
particularly happy. My hands were quite raw, and my back had sharp pains and
was stiff, and I spoke gruffly to Millington when he suggested an automobile
ride to Port Lafayette for that evening.
"No!" I said shortly. "You ought to know I can't
go. I've got to kill myself in that garden!"
But I was resolved Isobel should never see me conquered by a
patch of ground, and after dinner I went out with my spade and hoe. When my
glance fell on the garden I stopped short. I was very angry.
"Isobel?" I called sharply.
She came tripping around the house and to my side.
"Who did that?" I asked severely. I was in no mood
for nonsense.
She looked at the garden. One half of it — not the half I
had struggled with, but the other half — had been spaded, crushed, ridged,
planted, and left in perfect condition. The small cabbage plants had been
carefully watered. Not a grain of earth was larger than a pin head. Not a blade
of grass stuck up anywhere. Isobel looked at the garden, and then at me.
"I warned him!" she said. "I warned him you
would be angry when you came home! I told him you wanted to garden that half of
the garden, too, and that you would probably go right up and give him a piece
of your mind, but he insisted that he had a right to half the garden, and —"
"Who insisted that he had a right to half my
garden?" I demanded.
"Why," said Isobel, as if surprised at the
question, "Mr. Prawley did."
"Prawley? Prawley? I don't know any Prawley!"
"Don't you know the Prawleys that moved into the flat
above us?" said Isobel. "And he is a very nice man, too," she
continued. "He was not at all rude. He merely insisted, in a quiet way,
that as he was a tenant and as there was only one back garden, and two families
in the house, he was entitled to half the garden."
She did not give me a chance to speak, but ran on in that
vein, while I stood and looked at the garden and, among other things, thought
of my blistered hands and my lame back.
"Well and good, Isobel," I said at length. "I
do not wish to have anything to say to the Prawleys, nor do I wish to quarrel
with them, and since he demands half the garden you may tell him he is welcome
to it. I cannot conceal that in taking half of it away from me he has robbed me
of just that much passionate happiness, and you may tell him I do not like the
way he gardens, but I will say no more about it!"
"Oh, you dear old John!" said Isobel. "And
now you shall not touch that miser able garden with your poor sore hands. You
shall just sit on the veranda with me and let me bathe your palms with witch
hazel."
Although I assumed an air of sternness in speaking to Isobel
of Mr. Prawley I was glad to be able to humour her, for she seemed so much
happier after beginning to pretend that the Prawley family occupied the attic
of our house. Giving in to these harmless little whims of our wives does much
to make life pleasanter for them — and for us — and as long as Mr. Prawley left
me my own half of the garden I could not be discontented. One half of that
garden was really all a man should attempt to garden, no matter how
passionately fond of gardening he might be.
It is fine to be the owner of a bit of soil and to feel the
joy of possession, but it is still more delightful to be able to see one's own
garden truck springing into life after one has dug and planted and weeded and
cultivated with one's own hands. I had no greater desire in life than to devote
all my spare time to my garden, but a man must give his health some attention,
and Isobel pointed out that if I gardened but one half of the garden I would
have time to ride to Port Lafayette with Millington in his auto mobile now and
then, and as Port Lafayette is on the salt water the air would be good for me.
Port Lafayette is about eleven miles from Westcote, and I
had often wished to go to Port Lafayette, but Millington is absurdly jealous.
Of course, I could have taken Isobel by train in about one half hour, or I
could walk it in two or three hours, or drive there in an hour; but I knew that
would hurt Millington's feelings. He would take it as an insult to his
automobile.
But now I told Isobel that as soon as my garden got into
reasonable shape we would go to Port Lafayette with Millington. Isobel told me
that my health was more important than radishes, and reasoned that a few weeds
in a garden were not a bad thing. Weeds, she said, grow rapidly, while
vegetables are modest and retiring things, and she considered that a few weeds
in my half of the garden might set a good example to the vegetables.
Mr. Prawley evidently held a different view, for he did not
allow a single weed to raise its head in his half of the garden, and I told
Isobel, rather sharply, that his idea was the right one, and that I should weed
my garden every evening until there was not a weed in it.
"But, John," she said, "I have never ridden
in an automobile, and it would be a great treat for me."
"No doubt," I groaned — I was weeding in my garden
at the moment, — “but, treat or no treat, I am not going to have this half of
the garden look like a forest."
"I know you enjoy it," she began, but I silenced
her.
"I am passionately fond of gardening," I said,
" and I have told you so a million times. Now will you leave me alone to
enjoy it, or won't you?"
She went into the house and left me enjoying it alone.
The very next evening, when I looked into my half of the
garden, I found it weeded and put into the best of shape, and when I hunted up
Isobel, angry indeed at having so much pleasure taken from me, she did not dare
look me in the eye.
"Isobel," I said sharply, "what is the
meaning of this?"
"John," she said meekly, "I am afraid I am to
blame. You know Mr. Prawley does not like automobile riding —"
"I know nothing of the kind, Isobel," I said.
"I know I am passionately fond of gardening, and that some one has robbed
me of the pleasure I have looked forward to for years: the joy of weeding my
own garden on my own land."
"Mr. Prawley does not like automobile riding,"
continued Isobel, "and he came to me this morning and told me his health
was so poor that his doctor had told him nothing but gardening could save his
life. When he showed the garden to his doctor, the doctor told him he was not
getting half enough gardening — that he must garden twice as much. I told Mr.
Prawley he could not have your half of the garden, because you were passionately
fond of it —"
"True, Isobel!" I said, rubbing my back at the
lamest spot.
"But he begged on his knees, saying that while it was
only a pleasure for you, it was life and health for him, and when his wife
wept, I had not the heart to refuse. He said he would make a fair exchange, and
that as he was an anti-vegetarian you could have all the vegetables that grew
in your own half, and all that grew in his, too."
"Isobel," I said, taking her hand, "this is a
great, great disappointment to me. It robs me of a pleasure of which I may say
I am passionately fond, but I cannot disown a contract made by my little wife.
Mr. Prawley may garden my half of the garden."
I must admit that the Prawleys were ideal tenants. Not a
sound came from his floor of the house. Indeed, I did not see him nor his
family at all. But during my days in town he and Isobel seemed to have many
conversations, and she was so tender-hearted and easily moved that one by one
she let Mr. Prawley take all the outdoor work of which I may rightly claim to
be passion — to be exceedingly fond.
Mowing the lawn is one of the things in which I delight. I
ardently love pushing the lawn mower, and if, occasionally, I allowed the grass
to grow rather long, it was only because I was saving the pleasure of cutting
it, as a child saves the icing of its cake for the last sweet bite. I remember
remarking, quite in joke, one morning, that the confound ed lawn needed mowing
again, and that the grass seemed to do nothing but grow, and that I d probably
have to break my back over it when I got home that evening. But when I reached
home that evening I suspected that Isobel must have taken my little joke as
earnest, for the lawn was nicely mown and the edges trimmed. It seemed, when I
questioned Isobel, that Mr. Prawleys doctor was not satisfied with his progress
and had assured him that lawn mowing was necessary for his complete recovery.
Thus Isobel allowed Mr. Prawley to usurp another of my pleasures.
So, one by one, the outdoor tasks of which I am so
passionately fond were wrested from me. I allowed them to go because I thought
it necessary to humour Isobel in her pretence that some family occupied a flat
above us, and all seemed well; and we were ready to go to Port Lafayette in Mr.
Millington's automobile whenever it was ready to take us, when one day in June
I happened to notice that our grass was getting unusually long and untidy.
"Isobel," I said, "I have humoured Mr.
Prawley, abandoning to him all the outdoor chores of which I am so passionately
fond, but if he is to do this lawn I want him to do it, and not neglect it
shamefully. I will not have it looking like this!"
"But, John —" she began.
"I tell you, Isobel," I said, with rising anger,
"I won't have it! I'll stand a good deal, but when I have robbed myself of
my greatest pleasure, and then see the other man neglecting it, I rebel. If
this goes on I'll forget that Mr. Prawley has bad health. I'll enjoy cutting
the lawn myself!"
"John," said Isobel, throwing her arms about my
neck, "you will be so glad! I have good news to tell you! The Prawleys
have moved away! Now you can do all your own hoeing and mowing."
"The Prawleys have moved away?" I gasped.
"Yes," she said cheerfully, "and now you can
garden all the garden, and cut all the lawn and rake all the walks, and weed,
and do all the things you are so fond of doing."
"Isobel," I said sternly, "if I thought only
of myself I would indeed be glad. But I cannot have my little wife fearing the
empty flat above her. You must immediately hire another — er — get another
family."
"But I shall not be nervous any more, John," she
said; "and it is a shame to deprive you of the outdoor work."
"No, Isobel," I said, "you must take no
chances. You may not think you will be nervous, but the feeling may return. If
you do not get a family to move in, I shall!"
I rubbed the palms of my hands where the blisters had been,
and thought of the middle of my back where the pains and aches had congregated.
I was ready to sacrifice my passionate longing for outdoor work once more for
Isobel's sake.
"Well," she said thoughtfully, "I know of an
excellent coloured man in Lower Westcote, that we can hire by the day I mean
that we can get to move into the flat but I can hardly afford, with my present
allowance, to pay his wages — that is, I mean —"
"For some time, Isobel," I said hastily, "I
have been thinking your allowance was too small. You must have a — a great many
household expenses of which I know nothing."
"I have," she said simply.
That evening when I returned from the city I saw that the
lawn grass had been cut so closely that it looked as if the lawn had been
shaved. Isobel ran to meet me.
"John!" she cried; "John! Who do you think
has moved into the flat overhead?"
"Dear me!" I exclaimed. "How should I
know?"
"The Prawleys!" she cried. "The Prawleys have
moved back again. Are you not glad?"
I concealed my chagrin. I hid the sorrow with which I saw my
passionate fondness for outdoor work once more defeated of its object.
"Isobel," I said, "I wish you would tell Mr.
Prawleys doctor to tell Mr. Prawley that it is imperative for Mr. Prawleys best
health that Mr. Prawley dig the grass out of the gravel walks to-morrow.
Tell him —"
"Well, she said thoughtfully, *I know of an excellent
coloured
man in Lower Westcote, that we can hire by the day."
I looked out upon the large lawn and the large garden.
"I told him this evening to do the walks the first
thing in the morning," said Isobel innocently, "and when he has done
them I am going to have him help Mary wash the windows."
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