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XIII Millington's Motor Mystery All night I worried over having taken two dollars and
forty-five cents from Millington for that collection of old metal that had been
a motor-car, and as early as possible the next morning I took the money and
went over to Millington s. I found him just going out to the garage, and he
positively refused to take back the money. He said the car was in just the
condition he wanted it, and that if I hadn't knocked the witchery out of it no
one could. He said he hoped and just then he opened the garage door. There stood the automobile, on the very spot where we had
left it, but there was not a scratch on it. Except that it was an ancient
model, it might have been a brand new car. Even the brass-work had been
polished, and at the first glance the tires seemed new, but we found they had
only been carefully re paired and painted drab. Millington stood looking at the auto mobile a few minutes
and then laughed. He turned to me with a strangely contorted face and said:
"Uncle Tom, you are invited to take a ride with Cleopatra in my air-ship
to-night at midnight." Millington said this in a very calm voice, but he
immediately followed it by asking me to have a piece of strawberry pie, and
instead of pie he offered me the can of gear grease. I managed to coax him into
the house, and when the doctor arrived he advised absolute rest. He said
Millington's brain was not yet permanently affected, but that another such
shock would be too much for him. He said that for the present we must humour
him, and try to make him believe that the automobile was damaged beyond
recovery. It seemed to have a soothing effect, and to aid his recovery I got
into the car, ran it into the street, aimed it at a stone wall opposite
Millington's window, threw on the high speed, and jumped to one side. One
minute later the machine was afire, and half an hour later little was left of
it but the metal parts, and they were badly warped. Mr. Prawley came out when he saw the fire, and a look of the
most fiendish joy glittered in his eyes. Never have I seen a man show such
pleasure over the destruction of an automobile. His hatred of automobiles
seemed to be endless and bottomless. When I told Millington that his auto mobile was now in about
as bad condition as man could put it into, he sat up in bed, and the light of
sanity came into his eyes. He walked to the window and looked out at the car,
and became his old cheerful self again. He said that there was no doubt now
that the devils in the car had been exorcised, and that with a few weeks work
he could get it back into such shape that the engine would be working properly,
and we would then, he said take that little run up to Port Lafayette. He then
took a little nourishment, and by night he was quite himself again. When he had
had his dinner I went home and had mine, and went to bed at once, for I knew
Millington would be at work soon after sun-up. I had hardly got into bed,
however, when I began to fear that Millington's eagerness would get the best of
him, and at ten o'clock I went over to his house. I found him in bed and awake
and cheerful, but he said he did not mean to get up. He said it was against his
policy to get up the day before in order to be up the next day, so I sat by his
bed and read chapters from a dear little work of fiction entitled "Easy
Remedies for Ignition Troubles," until the clock struck twelve, and then
Millington hopped out of bed and threw on his clothes. The moment we stepped from the back door the same thing
struck us both with surprise. There was a light in the garage! My first thought was that some rascal was in the garage
trying to ruin Millington's automobile, but a second thought assured me this
was impossible. Ruin could be carried no farther than I had carried it. Bidding
Millington be silent, I crept cautiously to ward the garage, with Millington at
my heels, and without a sound we peered in at the window. The sight was one
that would have shaken the strongest man. Bending over the motor, with his face made unearthly by the
artificial light that fell upon it obliquely, casting deep shadows, was that
villiain, Mr. Prawley! I have never seen anything so devilish as that wretch as
he worked with inhuman agility and haste. His long, claw-like fingers danced
from one part of the machine to another fiendishly, and a hideous grin
distorted his features. He was humming some weird tune, and I noted that he was
ambidextrous, for he was varnishing the hood with one hand while with the other
he was putting in a new spark plug. A tremor of borrow passed over Millington
and over me at the same moment. A few whispered words, a few stealthy steps,
and we burst in and seized Mr. Prawley by the arms. In a moment we had him on
the floor of the garage, bound hand and foot. Millington was for wreaking immediate vengeance on him, but
I stood firmly for a more lawful course, and the next day we handed him over to
the authorities, and his whole miserable story came out. His name was not Mr.
Prawley at all. Neither was it Alonzo Duggs, which was the name he had given us
when Isobel and I hired him. His name was William Alexander Vandergribbin. He
came of good family, but mania for speeding automobiles had brought him to
ruin, and the third time he was arrested for over-speeding a sentence of thirty
years in the penitentiary had been pronounced by the judge. The judge, however,
had suspended the sentence provided that William Alexander Vandergribbin never
again touched an auto mobile. For several years Vandergribbin fought down his appetite.
Then he fell. He changed his name to Flossy Zozo, and secured a job as the
death-defying loop-the-gappist with the big show. For a time the speeding down
the runway in the fake auto mobile, with the somersault at the bottom of the
run, appeased his cravings, but the rules of the show prohibited him from
tinkering with the fake automobile, which was strictly in charge of the
property man, and Vandergribbin left the show, changed his name to Alonzo Duggs,
and seeking our quiet town, chose work in the house nearest the man owning the
oldest automobile. For weeks he had watched his opportunity you know the rest.
He is now in Sing Sing. I am sorry to end this story so abruptly, but Millington has
just come over to ask if I would not like to take a little run out to Port
Lafayette. I have always wanted to go to Port Lafayette, which is about eleven
miles from here; so, if you will excuse me, I will go and button Isobel's
matinee gown, and we will be off. |