Web
and Book design,
Copyright, Kellscraft Studio 1999-2007
(Return
to Web
Text-ures)
|
(HOME)
|
CHAPTER IX.
A Tough Old Citizen. — “Beelly.” — A Voice of Wail. — A Hard Case. — Money won’t heal it. — Suthin in a Green Bottle.
IN a
couple of
hours we had caught both buckets full of trout; but, on coming up out
of the
bushes which fringed the bank into the clearing, we were not a little
surprised
to see a blithe smoke pouring out of the chimney of the shanty. “Hollo!”
exclaimed
Wade. “What does that mean? I put the fire out before we started.” “Tell you,
fellows,
the proprietor’s got back!” exclaimed Raed. “Now we just apologize our
prettiest for upsetting things so. Come on! I’ll make him a speech soon
as ever
I get my eye on him. “But if he
undertakes to thrash me,” continued Raed, laughing, — “why, you must
stand by
me; that’s all.” “Go ahead,
captain!” said Wade. “We’ll back you!” There was
nobody in
sight as we made our way across the stumpy space; but, on turning the
corner of
the shanty, lo! there stood the gentleman
in the doorway, — a very odd-looking person age indeed. It was a
thick-set,
rather short man, in an old gray coat, with loose trousers made from
the hide
of some animal, with the hair turned in. He wore a black skin cap, with
the
hair out, — the skin of a fisher, probably. His own hair, which
straggled long
from under the cap, was a weathered gray. This rather grim-seeming
personage
seemed not in the least surprised at our sudden appearance: on the
contrary,
when I first espied him, he was regarding us with a very stolid stare,
wherein
there seemed to lurk unbounded reproach and possible wrath. “I am very
sorry,
sir,” began Raed, taking his cue from the old fellow’s lugubrious
countenance,
“that necessity compelled us to trespass on your property: but we’ll
pay you,
sir; we want to pay you for all we’ve had. You see, we’re making a trip
through
here. Our supplies fell short. We had to put in here and help ourselves
to keep
from starving.” Here Raed
pulled up
to see, as he afterward said, if the old chap understood English. “Oh! sich things is all weel anough,” began the unknown in a strange, creaky, husky voice (as if his vocal machinery was rusty from long dis use, and needed oiling), — “sich things is all weel anough, an’ to be expected in a coontry like this. An’ I wouldn’t ‘a’ cared an’ ye mont ha’ took everything ‘ere, an’ welcome, ef — only — ye — hadn’t a — keelled — Beelly,” with a gesture so solemn that we were appalled. “Killed
Billy!”
exclaimed Raed in horror. “Ef — only
— ye —
hadn’t a — keelled — Beelly,” repeated the singular being, pointing
reproachfully to the carcass of the wild-cat, hanging from the hook. “Is that
Billy ?”
inquired Wade, while we all strove hard to keep down a grin at this un
expected upshot of our cat-hunt. “That
‘ar,”
continued the old man, very sorrowfully too, — “that ‘ar war — Beelly — wunst!” “By Jude!”
exclaimed Wash, turning round to me to keep his countenance shaded, “if
we
haven’t been and gone and killed the old man’s cat!” Raed, meanwhile, was trying to explain it, assuring him that it was a mistake, — one we all deeply regretted. The old man heard him in grieved silence. “I thought
like
anough that mont ‘a’ ben the way on’t,” he replied, after Raed had said
every
thing of a pacifying nature he could think of. “I thought
like
anough that mont ‘a’ ben the way on’t,” he repeated several times.
“‘Twas
nartral anough, him bein’ a bob-cat,
so.
But, oh!” (in a deep bass whine like a camel’s,) “to come ‘ome ‘ere —
arter
bein’ gone amost a fotnit — an’ see Beelly hung up thar” (pointing to
the hook)
— “dade — dade — dade — da-a-de!” Every one
of these
words, dead, sounded
like a sob. “Him as I
left ‘ere
a-purrin’ in the sun, an’ a-rubbin’ agin my laigs,” the old man went
on, “weeth
a nice leetle nest up in the loft, an’ plenty o’ bones to suck teel I
gut back
— to find him dade!” The old
man was
tenderly lifting the carcass from the hook. We could do nothing, save
look on
in chagrin and wondering pity. The animal’s legs had already stiffened,
and the
eyes were glazed and hideous; but he gathered it up as if it had been a
sick
child, and, sitting down in the door-way, rested the big cat-head on
his rough
sleeve. “It’s
three year
ago, goin’ on,” he continued stroking back the stiff, wiry whiskers
beneath the
creature’s nostrils, “sence I fust picked him up out in the woods.
Nothin’ but
a keetten then; ‘adn’t gut his eyes open; gut lost away from the old
‘un, I
s’pose. I picked ‘im up, and fetched ‘im in ‘ere. Drefful hungry the
leettle
feller was. I fed ‘im on bits o’ meat; an’ then he toddled along, —
you’ve
minded ‘ow leettle keettens’ll walk, — he toddled along, and poked his
leettle
wet nose inter my ‘and, jess as ‘ow he wanted to nuss. I s’pose he did.
“That kinder made me take to ‘im. An’ he’s lived ‘ere weeth me ever sence;” still stroking the rumpled fur. “I make no
doubt he
spit an’ snarled at you,
bein’
strangers so; an’ I make no doubt he took at yer dog: an’ that’s about
the
quarest-looking dog I ever set my eye on; looks as ‘ow he’d ben skulped
all
over. But ef it ‘ad been me as come instead of you, then you’d oughter
seen ‘im
tare round an’ purred an’ rubbed agin’ my laigs, an’ ‘opped up outer my
shoulders, an’ sharpened his nails in my trousis-knees. He’d ‘a’ ben so
teekled, he’d ‘a’ fairly screeched for j’y at the sight o’ me, lookin’
as I
do.” To get any idea of the miserable pathos of the scene, the reader would need to have seen the un kempt old man sitting there, sprawlingly as he did, stroking that carcass, with tears standing in his hard old eyes, and now and then trickling down his leathery and not over-clean face. “Fer the
last two
seasons,” said the old man, “he’s allus ben weeth me when I’d go ter
look ter
my traps; follered me closer’n a dog ‘ud ‘a’ done. Hardly ever strayed
off
inter the woods. Soon’s ever he’d happen to luse sight on me fer a
minit, he’d
begin ter mawl, —
‘Per-mowh, per
mowh!’ An’ all I’d hey ter do was ter say ‘Pure Ruin,’ like this, —
‘P-ew-er
R-ew-in,’ — an’ in a jiffy I’d hear ‘im a-comin’, his soft feet goin’ pat, pat, pat, on the dead
leaves. “He’d
ketch fatties
too (hares), an’ squirrels; an’ wunst he fetched in a ‘saple.’ A saple, mind ye, ‘s no slimpsy
critter ter
ketch. An’ nights he’d stretch ‘imself out jess like a man on the hay,
side o’
me; an’ I do s’pose that his purrin’, when he was goin’ ter sleep, was
about
the sweetest mewsic I’ll ever hear. Meny an’ meny’s the night he’s
purred me
ter sleep. An’ now — poor leetle Beelly (fondling the body), yew
naver’ll purr
no more, — yew naver’ll — purr — no m-o-r-e!” ‘Twas pitiful! ‘Twas the most piteous, and perhaps the most ridiculous, scene I ever witnessed. I never felt so bad in my life. I could have cried right out. We didn’t know what to say, nor how to say it. Here we had come blundering in, and killed the only living thing this lonely old man cared for in the world. Murder in the first degree could hardly have seemed worse. Suddenly Raed whisked the tears from his eyes, and began to fumble in his inside pocket: at that we all began to fumble. Raed took out his wallet: we all took out our wallets. “Make it
five
dollars apiece, fellows!” exclaimed Raed, taking off his hat to pass
round. We each
threw in a
V. “Here, old
man!”
cried Raed. “I’m mighty sorry for this! Here’s twenty dollars, if that
will
help it any.” The old
fellow had
sat pooring his dead
pet. I don’t
think he had noticed what we were about. But. when Raed held out the
money, he
looked up, — looked first at the bills, then at Raed, — and cried, — “Show!” “Take it!”
said
Raed. “It’s the best we can do now. We can’t bring him back to life, or
we
would, quick enough.” “Why,
show!”
exclaimed the old man, laying down the carcass in the doorway behind
him;
doing it with a touching gentleness, despite his amazement. “Why, I
don’t blame
ye for’t. ‘Twas nartral anough. I make no doubt you’re good-hearted
yonkers as
ever was. “But I
couldn’t
tech the money,” he continued, as Raed was about to renew the proffer;
“‘twould
seem like sellin’ Beelly; “and his eyes wandered back to the body in
the door. Seeing
there was
danger of setting him off into another panegyric, Raed quietly put up
the
money, and proposed that we should bury “Billy” with military honors. When this
proposal
was explained to the old man, he concurred with us that Billy ought to
be
buried befittingly. Wash was accordingly set to dig a grave with the hoe under a sweet-elder-bush a few rods in front of the shanty. The rest of us performed the office of undertakers. Billy was got into an old soap-box, that, by some strange vicissitude of fortune, had found its way up into this remote corner of the universe; and about one o’clock, P. M., the remains were committed to the earth to the tune of “Auld Lang Syne.” We preserved due decorum, however; for there was one sincere mourner. After the interment, we fired a salute of five guns over the grave. To Wade was intrusted the task of erecting a “head board,” with a suitable inscription; it being doubtful whether the old man’s educational qualifications would admit of this office. Wade procured the side of a salt-box, which he planted at the head of the grave; and for some minutes I saw him patiently engraving with his jack knife. Taking occasion to pass the spot about an hour afterwards, I saw that the inscription consisted of the one touching and significant word, — “BEELLY;” On calling
the old
man, he expressed his entire satisfaction, and even admiration, of the
performance.
I doubt if the orthographical deviation ever occurred to him: if it
did, he
was too considerate of Wade’s feelings to point it out. Dinner
that
afternoon at five o’clock; the bill of fare consisting of boiled beef,
potatoes, and turnips, fried trout, and coffee with sugar. During the
convivialities we told the old man our names, and made bold to ask his.
He told
us that he was generally known in that section as “Old Cluey,” but that
his
surname was Rob bins. We forthwith proceeded to address him as Cluey,
which he
assured us would suit him if it suited us. He had been out to the
settlement of
Mattawamkeag after powder, tobacco, sugar, and “suthin in a green
bottle,” the
precise nature of which we forbore to pry into; though Raed afterwards
remarked
that it was barely possible that this same green bottle had, wholly or
in part,
furnished the inspiration for “Billy’s” panegyric, at which we had all
grown
lachrymose. I hope not. I should be sorry to have shed tears for any
thing
inside of a “green bottle.” |