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Chapter III Titania Arrives This theory
rather
pleased him, so he ran downstairs again to tell it to Mrs. Mifflin. "Go along and
get
that room fixed up," she said, "and don't try to palm off any bogus
doctrines on me so early in the morning. Housewives have no time for
philosophy
after breakfast." Roger
thoroughly enjoyed
himself in the task of preparing the guest-room for the new assistant.
It was a
small chamber at the back of the second storey, opening on to a narrow
passage
that connected through a door with the gallery of the bookshop. Two
small
windows commanded a view of the modest roofs of that quarter of
Brooklyn, roofs
that conceal so many brave hearts, so many baby carriages, so many cups
of bad
coffee, and so many cartons of the Chapman prunes. "By the way,"
he called downstairs, "better have some of the prunes for supper
to-night,
just as a compliment to Miss Chapman." Mrs. Mifflin
preserved a
humorous silence. Over these
noncommittal
summits the bright eye of the bookseller, as he tacked up the freshly
ironed
muslin curtains Mrs. Mifflin had allotted, could discern a glimpse of
the bay
and the leviathan ferries that link Staten Island with civilization.
"Just
a touch of romance in the outlook," he thought to himself. "It will
suffice to keep a blasee young girl aware of the excitements of
existence." The room, as
might be
expected in a house presided over by Helen Mifflin, was in perfect
order to
receive any occupant, but Roger had volunteered to psychologize it in
such a
fashion as (he thought) would convey favourable influences to the
misguided young
spirit that was to be its tenant. Incurable idealist, he had taken
quite
gravely his responsibility as landlord and employer of Mr. Chapman's
daughter. No
chambered nautilus was to have better opportunity to expand the tender
mansions
of its soul. Beside the bed
was a
bookshelf with a reading lamp. The problem Roger was discussing was
what books
and pictures might be the best preachers to this congregation of one.
To Mrs.
Mifflin's secret amusement he had taken down the picture of Sir Galahad
which
he had once hung there, because (as he had said) if Sir Galahad were
living
to-day he would be a bookseller. "We don't want her feasting her
imagination on young Galahads," he had remarked at breakfast. "That
way lies premature matrimony. What I want to do is put up in her room
one or
two good prints representing actual men who were so delightful in their
day
that all the young men she is likely to see now will seem tepid and
prehensile.
Thus she will become disgusted with the present generation of youths
and there
will be some chance of her really putting her mind on the book
business." Accordingly he
had spent
some time in going through a bin where he kept photos and drawings of
authors
that the publishers' "publicity men" were always showering upon him.
After
some thought he discarded promising engravings of Harold Bell Wright
and
Stephen Leacock, and chose pictures of Shelley, Anthony Trollope,
Robert Louis
Stevenson, and Robert Burns. Then, after further meditation, he decided
that neither
Shelley nor Burns would quite do for a young girl's room, and set them
aside in
favour of a portrait of Samuel Butler. To these he added a framed text
that he
was very fond of and had hung over his own desk. He had once clipped it
from a
copy of Life and found much
pleasure
in it. It runs thus:
"There!" he
thought. "That will convey to her the first element of book
morality." These
decorations having
been displayed on the walls, he bethought himself of the books that
should
stand on the bedside shelf. This is a
question that
admits of the utmost nicety of discussion. Some authorities hold that
the
proper books for a guest-room are of a soporific quality that will
induce swift
and painless repose. This school advises The
Wealth of Nations, Rome under the Caesars, The Statesman's Year Book,
certain novels of Henry James, and The
Letters of Queen Victoria (in three volumes). It is plausibly
contended
that books of this kind cannot be read (late at night) for more than a
few minutes
at a time, and that they afford useful scraps of information. Another branch
of
opinion recommends for bedtime reading short stories, volumes of pithy
anecdote, swift and sparkling stuff that may keep one awake for a
space, yet
will advantage all the sweeter slumber in the end. Even ghost stories
and
harrowing matter are maintained seasonable by these pundits. This class
of
reading comprises O. Henry, Bret Harte, Leonard Merrick, Ambrose
Bierce, W. W.
Jacobs, Daudet, de Maupassant, and possibly even On
a Slow Train Through Arkansaw, that grievous classic of the
railway bookstalls whereof its author, Mr. Thomas W. Jackson, has said
"It
will sell forever, and a thousand years afterward." To this might be
added
another of Mr. Jackson's onslaughts on the human intelligence, I'm From Texas, You Can't Steer Me, whereof
is said (by the author) "It is like a hard-boiled egg, you can't beat
it."
There are other of Mr. Jackson's books, whose titles escape memory,
whereof he
has said "They are a dynamite for sorrow." Nothing used to annoy
Mifflin more than to have someone come in and ask for copies of these
works. His
brother-in-law, Andrew McGill, the writer, once gave him for Christmas
(just to
annoy him) a copy of On a Slow Train
Through Arkansaw sumptuously bound and gilded in what is
known to the trade
as "dove-coloured ooze." Roger retorted by sending Andrew (for his
next birthday) two volumes of Brann the Iconoclast
bound in what
Robert
Cortes Holliday calls "embossed toadskin." But that is apart from the
story. To the
consideration of
what to put on Miss Titania's bookshelf Roger devoted the delighted
hours of
the morning. Several times Helen called him to come down and attend to
the
shop, but he was sitting on the floor, unaware of numbed shins, poring
over the
volumes he had carted upstairs for a final culling. "It will be a great
privilege," he said to himself, "to have a young mind to experiment
with. Now my wife, delightful creature though she is, was — well,
distinctly
mature when I had the good fortune to meet her; I have never been able
properly
to supervise her mental processes. But this Chapman girl will come to
us wholly
unlettered. Her father said she had been to a fashionable school: that
surely
is a guarantee that the delicate tendrils of her mind have never begun
to
sprout. I will test her (without her knowing it) by the books I put
here for
her. By noting which of them she responds to, I will know how to
proceed. It
might be worth while to shut up the shop one day a week in order to
give her
some brief talks on literature. Delightful! Let me see, a little series
of
talks on the development of the English novel, beginning with Tom Jones — hum, that would hardly do!
Well,
I have always longed to be a teacher, this looks like a chance to
begin. We
might invite some of the neighbours to send in their children once a
week, and
start a little school. Causeries du lundi,
in fact! Who knows I may yet be the Sainte Beuve of Brooklyn." Across his mind
flashed
a vision of newspaper clippings — "This
remarkable student of letters, who hides his brilliant parts under the
unassuming
existence of a second-hand bookseller, is now recognized as the — " "Roger!"
called Mrs. Mifflin from downstairs: "Front! someone wants to know if
you
keep back numbers of Foamy Stories." After he had
thrown out
the intruder, Roger returned to his meditation. "This selection," he
mused, "is of course only tentative. It is to act as a preliminary
test,
to see what sort of thing interests her. First of all, her name
naturally
suggests Shakespeare and the Elizabethans. It's a remarkable name,
Titania
Chapman: there must be great virtue in prunes! Let's begin with a
volume of
Christopher Marlowe. Then Keats, I guess: every young person ought to
shiver
over St. Agnes' Eve on a bright cold winter evening. Over
Bemerton's, certainly, because it's a bookshop story. Eugene
Field's Tribune Primer to try out
her
sense of humour. And Archy, by all means, for the same reason. I'll go
down and
get the Archy scrapbook." It should be
explained
that Roger was a keen admirer of Don Marquis, the humourist of the New
York Evening Sun. Mr. Marquis once
lived in Brooklyn,
and the bookseller was never tired of saying that he was the most
eminent
author who had graced the borough since the days of Walt Whitman.
Archy, the
imaginary cockroach whom Mr. Marquis uses as a vehicle for so much
excellent
fun, was a constant delight to Roger, and he had kept a scrapbook of
all
Archy's clippings. This bulky tome he now brought out from the grotto
by his
desk where his particular treasures were kept. He ran his eye over it,
and Mrs.
Mifflin heard him utter shrill screams of laughter. "What on earth
is
it?" she asked. "Only Archy,"
he said, and began to read aloud — down in a wine
vault underneath the
city
two old men were sitting they were drinking booze torn were their garments hair and beards were gritty one had an overcoat but hardly any shoes overhead the street cars through the streets were running filled with happy people going home to christmas in the adirondacks the hunters all were gunning big ships were sailing down by the isthmus in came a little tot for to kiss her granny such a little totty she could scarcely tottle saying kiss me grandpa kiss your little nanny but the old man beaned her with a whisky bottle. outside the snowflakes began for to flutter far at sea the ships were sailing with the seamen not another word did angel nanny utter her grandsire chuckled and pledged the whisky demon up spake the second man he was worn and weary tears washed his face which otherwise was pasty she loved her parents who commuted on the erie brother im afraid you struck a trifle hasty she came to see you all her pretty duds on bringing christmas posies from her mothers garden riding in the tunnel underneath the hudson brother was it rum caused your heart to harden — "What on earth
is
there funny in that?" said Mrs. Mifflin. "Poor little lamb, I think
it was terrible." "There's more
of
it," cried Roger, and opened his mouth to continue. "No more, thank
you," said Helen. "There ought to be a fine for using the meter of Love in the Valley that way. I'm going
out to market so if the bell rings you'll have to answer it." Roger added the
Archy
scrapbook to Miss Titania's shelf, and went on browsing over the
volumes he had
collected. "The
Nigger of the Narcissus," he
said to himself, "for even if she doesn't read the story perhaps she'll
read the preface, which not marble nor the monuments of princes will
outlive. Dickens' Christmas Stories to introduce
her to
Mrs. Lirriper, the queen of landladies. Publishers tell me that Norfolk
Street,
Strand, is best known for the famous literary agent that has his office
there,
but I wonder how many of them know that that was where Mrs. Lirriper
had her
immortal lodgings? The Notebooks of
Samuel Butler, just to give her a little intellectual jazz. The Wrong Box, because it's the best
farce in the language. Travels with a
Donkey, to show her what good writing is like. The
Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse to give her a sense of pity
for
human woes — wait a minute, though: that's a pretty broad book for
young ladies.
I guess we'll put it aside and see what else there is. Some of Mr.
Mosher's
catalogues: fine! they'll show her the true spirit of what one
book-lover calls
biblio-bliss. Walking-Stick Papers
— yes,
there are still good essayists running around. A bound file of The
Publishers'
Weekly to give her a smack of trade matters. Jo's
Boys in case she needs a little relaxation. The
Lays of Ancient Rome and Austin
Dobson to show her some good poetry. I wonder if they give them The Lays to read in school nowadays? I
have a horrible fear they are brought up on the battle of Salamis and
the
brutal redcoats of '76. And now we'll be exceptionally subtle: we'll
stick in a
Robert Chambers to see if she falls for it." He viewed the
shelf with
pride. "Not bad," he said to himself. "I'll just add this
Leonard Merrick, Whispers about Women,
to amuse her. I bet that title will start her guessing. Helen will say
I ought
to have included the Bible, but I'll omit it on purpose, just to see
whether the
girl misses it." With typical
male
curiosity he pulled out the bureau drawers to see what disposition his
wife had
made of them, and was pleased to find a little muslin bag of lavender
dispersing a quiet fragrance in each. "Very nice," he remarked. "Very
nice indeed! About the only thing missing is an ashtray. If Miss
Titania is as
modern as some of them, that'll be the first thing she'll call for. And
maybe a
copy of Ezra Pound's poems. I do hope she's not what Helen calls a
bolshevixen." There was
nothing
bolshevik about a glittering limousine that drew up at the corner of
Gissing
and Swinburne streets early that afternoon. A chauffeur in green livery
opened
the door, lifted out a suitcase of beautiful brown leather, and gave a
respectful hand to the vision that emerged from depths of
lilac-coloured
upholstery. "Where do you
want
me to carry the bag, miss?" "This is the
bitter
parting," replied Miss Titania. "I don't want you to know my address,
Edwards. Some of my mad friends might worm it out of you, and I don't
want them
coming down and bothering me. I am going to be very busy with
literature. I'll
walk the rest of the way." Edwards saluted
with a
grin — he worshipped the original young heiress — and returned to his
wheel. "There's one
thing
I want you to do for me," said Titania. "Call up my father and tell
him I'm on the job." "Yes, miss,"
said Edwards, who would have run the limousine into a government motor
truck if
she had ordered it. Miss Chapman's
small
gloved hand descended into an interesting purse that was cuffed to her
wrist
with a bright little chain. She drew out a nickel — it was
characteristic of
her that it was a very bright and engaging looking nickel — and handed
it
gravely to her charioteer. Equally gravely he saluted, and the car,
after
moving through certain dignified arcs, swam swiftly away down Thackeray
Boulevard. Titania, after
making
sure that Edwards was out of sight, turned up Gissing Street with a
fluent pace
and an observant eye. A small boy cried, "Carry your bag, lady?" and
she was about to agree, but then remembered that she was now engaged at
ten
dollars a week and waved him away. Our readers would feel a justifiable
grudge
if we did not attempt a description of the young lady, and we will
employ the
few blocks of her course along Gissing Street for this purpose. Walking behind
her, the
observer, by the time she had reached Clemens Place, would have seen
that she
was faultlessly tailored in genial tweeds; that her small brown boots
were
sheltered by spats of that pale tan complexion exhibited by Pullman
porters on
the Pennsylvania Railroad; that her person was both slender and
vigorous; that
her shoulders were carrying a sumptuous fur of the colour described by
the trade
as nutria, or possibly opal smoke. The word chinchilla would have
occurred
irresistibly to this observer from behind; he might also, if he were
the father
of a family, have had a fleeting vision of many autographed stubs in a
check
book. The general impression that he would have retained, had he turned
aside
at Clemens Place, would be "expensive, but worth the expense." It is more
likely,
however, that the student of phenomena would have continued along
Gissing
Street to the next corner, being that of Hazlitt Street. Taking
advantage of
opportunity, he would overtake the lady on the pavement, with a secret,
sidelong glance. If he were wise, he would pass her on the right side
where her
tilted bonnet permitted a wider angle of vision. He would catch a
glimpse of
cheek and chin belonging to the category known (and rightly) as
adorable; hair
that held sunlight through the dullest day; even a small platinum wrist
watch
that might pardonably be excused, in its exhilarating career, for
beating a
trifle fast. Among the greyish furs he would note a bunch of such
violets as
never bloom in the crude springtime, but reserve themselves for
November and
the plate glass windows of Fifth Avenue. It is probable
that
whatever the errand of this spectator he would have continued along
Gissing
Street a few paces farther. Then, with calculated innocence, he would
have
halted halfway up the block that leads to the Wordsworth Avenue "L,"
and looked backward with carefully simulated irresolution, as though
considering some forgotten matter. With apparently unseeing eyes he
would have
scanned the bright pedestrian, and caught the full impact of her rich
blue
gaze. He would have seen a small resolute face rather vivacious in
effect, yet
with a quaint pathos of youth and eagerness. He would have noted the
cheeks lit
with excitement and rapid movement in the bracing air. He would
certainly have
noted the delicate contrast of the fur of the wild nutria with the soft
V of
her bare throat. Then, to his surprise, he would have seen this
attractive
person stop, examine her surroundings, and run down some steps into a
rather
dingy-looking second-hand bookshop. He would have gone about his
affairs with a
new and surprised conviction that the Almighty had the borough of
Brooklyn under
His especial care. Roger, who had
conceived
a notion of some rather peevish foundling of the Ritz-Carlton lobbies
and
Central Park riding academies, was agreeably amazed by the sweet
simplicity of
the young lady. "Is this Mr.
Mifflin?" she said, as he advanced all agog from his smoky corner. "Miss
Chapman?" he replied, taking her bag. "Helen!" he called. "Miss
Titania is here." She looked
about the
sombre alcoves of the shop. "I do think it's adorable of you to take me
in," she said. "Dad has told me so much about you. He says I'm
impossible. I suppose this is the literature he talks about. I want to
know all
about it." "And here's
Bock!" she cried. "Dad says he's the greatest dog in the world, named
after Botticelli or somebody. I've brought him a present. It's in my
bag. Nice
old Bocky!" Bock, who was
unaccustomed to spats, was examining them after his own fashion. "Well, my
dear," said Mrs. Mifflin. "We are delighted to see you. I hope you'll
be happy with us, but I rather doubt it. Mr. Mifflin is a hard man to
get along
with." "Oh, I'm sure
of
it!" cried Titania. "I mean, I'm sure I shall be happy! You mustn't
believe a word of what Dad says about me. I'm crazy about books. I
don't see
how you can bear to sell them. I brought these violets for you, Mrs.
Mifflin." "How perfectly
sweet of you," said Helen, captivated already. "Come along, we'll put
them right in water. I'll show you your room." Roger heard
them moving
about overhead. It suddenly occurred to him that the shop was rather a
dingy
place for a young girl. "I wish I had thought to get in a cash
register," he mused. "She'll think I'm terribly unbusiness-like." "Now," said
Mrs. Mifflin, as she and Titania came downstairs again, "I'm making
some
pastry, so I'm going to turn you over to your employer. He can show you
round
the shop and tell you where all the books are." "Before we
begin," said Titania, "just let me give Bock his present." She
showed a large package of tissue paper and, unwinding innumerable
layers,
finally disclosed a stalwart bone. "I was lunching at Sherry's, and I
made
the head waiter give me this. He was awfully amused." "Come along
into
the kitchen and give it to him," said Helen. "He'll be your friend
for life." "What an
adorable
kennel!" cried Titania, when she saw the remodelled packing-case that
served Bock as a retreat. The bookseller's ingenious carpentry had
built it
into the similitude of a Carnegie library, with the sign READING-ROOM
over the
door; and he had painted imitation book-shelves along the interior. "You'll get
used to
Mr. Mifflin after a while," said Helen amusedly. "He spent all one
winter getting that kennel fixed to his liking. You might have thought
he was
going to live in it instead of Bock. All the titles that he painted in
there
are books that have dogs in them, and a lot of them he made up." Titania
insisted on
getting down to peer inside. Bock was much flattered at this attention
from the
new planet that had swum into his kennel. "Gracious!"
she said, "here's 'The Rubaiyat of Omar Canine.' I do think that's
clever!" "Oh, there are
a
lot more," said Helen. "The works of Bonar Law, and Bohn's
'Classics,' and 'Catechisms on Dogma' and goodness knows what. If Roger
paid
half as much attention to business as he does to jokes of that sort,
we'd be
rich. Now, you run along and have a look at the shop." Titania found
the
bookseller at his desk. "Here I am, Mr. Mifflin," she said. "See,
I brought a nice sharp pencil along with me to make out sales slips.
I've been
practicing sticking it in my hair. I can do it quite nicely now. I hope
you
have some of those big red books with all the carbon paper in them and
everything.
I've been watching the girls up at Lord and Taylor's make them out, and
I think
they're fascinating. And you must teach me to run the elevator. I'm
awfully keen
about elevators." "Bless me,"
said Roger, "You'll find this very different from Lord and Taylor's! We
haven't any elevators, or any sales slips, or even a cash register. We
don't
wait on customers unless they ask us to. They come in and browse round,
and if
they find anything they want they come back here to my desk and ask
about it. The
price is marked in every book in red pencil. The cash-box is here on
this
shelf. This is the key hanging on this little hook. I enter each sale
in this
ledger. When you sell a book you must write it down here, and the price
paid
for it." "But suppose
it's
charged?" said Titania. "No charge
accounts. Everything is cash. If someone comes in to sell books, you
must refer
him to me. You mustn't be surprised to see people drop in here and
spend
several hours reading. Lots of them look on this as a kind of club. I
hope you
don't mind the smell of tobacco, for almost all the men that come here
smoke in
the shop. You see, I put ash trays around for them." "I love tobacco
smell," said Titania. "Daddy's library at home smells something like
this, but not quite so strong. And I want to see the worms, bookworms
you know.
Daddy said you had lots of them." "You'll see
them,
all right," said Roger, chuckling. "They come in and out. To-morrow
I'll show you how my stock is arranged. It'll take you quite a while to
get
familiar with it. Until then I just want you to poke around and see
what there
is, until you know the shelves so well you could put your hand on any
given
book in the dark. That's a game my wife and I used to play. We would
turn off
all the lights at night, and I would call out the title of a book and
see how
near she could come to finding it. Then I would take a turn. When we
came more
than six inches away from it we would have to pay a forfeit. It's great
fun." "What larks
we'll
have," cried Titania. "I do think this is a cunning place!" "This is the
bulletin board, where I put up notices about books that interest me.
Here's a
card I've just been writing." Roger drew from
his
pocket a square of cardboard and affixed it to the board with a
thumbtack. Titania
read:
"Dear me,"
said Titania, "Is it so good as all that? Perhaps I'd better read
it." "It is so good
that
if I knew any way of doing so I'd insist on Mr. Wilson reading it on
his voyage
to France. I wish I could get it onto his ship. My, what a book! It
makes one
positively ill with pity and terror. Sometimes I wake up at night and
look out
of the window and imagine I hear Hardy laughing. I get him a little
mixed up
with the Deity, I fear. But he's a bit too hard for you to tackle." Titania was
puzzled, and
said nothing. But her busy mind made a note of its own: Hardy,
hard to read, makes one ill, try it. "What did you
think
of the books I put in your room?" said Roger. He had vowed to wait
until
she made some comment unsolicited, but he could not restrain himself. "In my room?"
she said. "Why, I'm sorry, I never noticed them!" |