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Chapter VI Titania Learns the Business The bookseller's morning
routine was brisk and habitual. He was generally awakened about
half-past seven
by the jangling bell that balanced on a coiled spring at the foot of
the
stairs. This ringing announced the arrival of Becky, the old scrubwoman
who
came each morning to sweep out the shop and clean the floors for the
day's traffic.
Roger, in his old dressing gown of vermilion flannel, would scuffle
down to let
her in, picking up the milk bottles and the paper bag of baker's rolls
at the
same time. As Becky propped the front door wide, opened window
transoms, and
set about buffeting dust and tobacco smoke, Roger would take the milk
and rolls
back to the kitchen and give Bock a morning greeting. Bock would emerge
from
his literary kennel, and thrust out his forelegs in a genial obeisance.
This
was partly politeness, and partly to straighten out his spine after its
all-night curvature. Then Roger would let him out into the back yard
for a run,
himself standing on the kitchen steps to inhale the bright freshness of
the
morning air. This Saturday morning
was clear and crisp. The plain backs of the homes along Whittier
Street,
irregular in profile as the margins of a free verse poem, offered Roger
an agreeable
human panorama. Thin strands of smoke were rising from chimneys; a
belated
baker's wagon was joggling down the alley; in bedroom bay-windows
sheets and
pillows were already set to sun and air. Brooklyn, admirable borough of
homes
and hearty breakfasts, attacks the morning hours in cheery, smiling
spirit. Bock
sniffed and rooted about the small back yard as though the earth (every
cubic
inch of which he already knew by rote) held some new entrancing
flavour. Roger
watched him with the amused and tender condescension one always feels
toward a
happy dog — perhaps the same mood of tolerant paternalism that Gott is
said to
have felt in watching his boisterous Hohenzollerns. The nipping air began to
infiltrate his dressing gown, and Roger returned to the kitchen, his
small,
lively face alight with zest. He opened the draughts in the range, set
a kettle
on to boil, and went down to resuscitate the furnace. As he came
upstairs for
his bath, Mrs. Mifflin was descending, fresh and hearty in a starchy
morning apron.
Roger hummed a tune as he picked up the hairpins on the bedroom floor,
and
wondered to himself why women are always supposed to be more tidy than
men. Titania was awake early.
She smiled at the enigmatic portrait of Samuel Butler, glanced at the
row of books
over her bed, and dressed rapidly. She ran downstairs, eager to begin
her
experience as a bookseller. The first impression the Haunted Bookshop
had made
on her was one of superfluous dinginess, and as Mrs. Mifflin refused to
let her
help get breakfast — except set out the salt cellars — she ran down
Gissing
Street to a little florist's shop she had noticed the previous
afternoon. Here
she spent at least a week's salary in buying chrysanthemums and a large
pot of
white heather. She was distributing these about the shop when Roger
found her. "Bless my
soul!" he said. "How are you going to live on your wages if you do
that sort of thing? Pay-day doesn't come until next Friday!" "Just one
blow-out," she said cheerfully. "I thought it would be fun to brighten
the place up a bit. Think how pleased your floorwalker will be when he
comes
in!" "Dear me,"
said Roger. "I hope you don't really think we have floorwalkers in the
second-hand book business." After breakfast he set
about initiating his new employee into the routine of the shop. As he
moved
about, explaining the arrangement of his shelves, he kept up a running
commentary. "Of course all the
miscellaneous information that a bookseller has to have will only come
to you
gradually," he said. "Such tags of bookshop lore as the difference
between Philo Gubb and Philip Gibbs, Mrs. Wilson Woodrow and Mrs.
Woodrow
Wilson, and all that sort of thing. Don't be frightened by all the ads
you see
for a book called "Bell and Wing," because no one was ever heard to
ask for a copy. That's one of the reasons why I tell Mr. Gilbert I
don't
believe in advertising. Someone may ask you who wrote The Winning of
the Best,
and you'll have to know it wasn't Colonel Roosevelt but Mr. Ralph Waldo
Trine. The
beauty of being a bookseller is that you don't have to be a literary
critic: all
you have to do to books is enjoy them. A literary critic is the kind of
fellow
who will tell you that Wordsworth's Happy
Warrior is a poem of 85 lines composed entirely of two sentences,
one of 26
lines and one of 59. What does it matter if Wordsworth wrote sentences
almost
as long as those of Walt Whitman or Mr. Will H. Hays, if only he wrote
a great
poem? Literary critics are queer birds. There's Professor Phelps of
Yale, for
instance. He publishes a book in 1918 and calls it The
Advance of English Poetry
in the Twentieth Century. To my
way of thinking a book of that title oughtn't to be published until
2018. Then
somebody will come along and ask you for a book of poems about a
typewriter,
and by and by you'll learn that what they want is Stevenson's Underwoods. Yes, it's a complicated
life. Never argue with customers. Just give them the book they ought to
have
even if they don't know they want it." They went outside the
front door, and Roger lit his pipe. In the little area in front of the
shop
windows stood large empty boxes supported on trestles. "The first thing
I
always do — ," he said. "The first thing
you'll both do is catch your death of cold," said Helen over his
shoulder.
"Titania, you run and get your fur. Roger, go and find your cap. With
your
bald head, you ought to know better!" When they returned to
the front door, Titania's blue eyes were sparkling above her soft
tippet. "I applaud your
taste in furs," said Roger. "That is just the colour of tobacco
smoke." He blew a whiff against it to prove the likeness. He felt very
talkative, as most older men do when a young girl looks as delightfully
listenable as Titania. "What an adorable
little place," said Titania, looking round at the bookshop's space of
private pavement, which was sunk below the street level. "You could put
tables out here and serve tea in summer time." "The first thing
every morning," continued Roger, "I set out the ten-cent stuff in
these boxes. I take it in at night and stow it in these bins. When it
rains, I
shove out an awning, which is mighty good business. Someone is sure to
take
shelter, and spend the time in looking over the books. A really heavy
shower is
often worth fifty or sixty cents. Once a week I change my pavement
stock. This
week I've got mostly fiction out here. That's the sort of thing that
comes in
in unlimited numbers. A good deal of it's tripe, but it serves its
purpose." "Aren't they rather
dirty?" said Titania doubtfully, looking at some little blue Rollo
books,
on which the siftings of generations had accumulated. "Would you mind
if I
dusted them off a bit?" "It's almost
unheard of in the second-hand trade," said Roger; "but it might make
them look better." Titania ran inside,
borrowed a duster from Helen, and began housecleaning the grimy boxes,
while
Roger chatted away in high spirits. Bock already noticing the new order
of
things, squatted on the doorstep with an air of being a party to the
conversation. Morning pedestrians on Gissing Street passed by,
wondering who
the bookseller's engaging assistant might be. "I wish _I_ could find a
maid like that," thought a prosperous Brooklyn housewife on her way to
market. "I must ring her up some day and find out how much she gets." Roger brought out
armfuls of books while Titania dusted. "One of the reasons
I'm awfully glad you've come here to help me," he said, "is that I'll
be able to get out more. I've been so tied down by the shop, I haven't
had a
chance to scout round, buy up libraries, make bids on collections that
are
being sold, and all that sort of thing. My stock is running a bit low.
If you
just wait for what comes in, you don't get much of the really good
stuff." Titania was polishing a
copy of The Late Mrs. Null. "It
must be wonderful to have read so many books," she said. "I'm afraid
I'm not a very deep reader, but at any rate Dad has taught me a respect
for
good books. He gets so mad because when my friends come to the house,
and he
asks them what they've been reading, the only thing they seem to know
about is Dere Mable." Roger chuckled. "I
hope you don't think I'm a mere highbrow," he said. "As a customer
said to me once, without meaning to be funny, 'I like both the Iliad and the Argosy.' The only thing I
can't stand is literature that is
unfairly and intentionally flavoured with vanilla. Confectionery soon
disgusts
the palate, whether you find it in Marcus Aurelius or Doctor Crane.
There's an
odd aspect of the matter that sometimes strikes me: Doc Crane's remarks
are
just as true as Lord Bacon's, so how is it that the Doctor puts me to
sleep in
a paragraph, while my Lord's essays keep me awake all night?" Titania, being
unacquainted with these philosophers, pursued the characteristic
feminine
course of clinging to the subject on which she was informed. The
undiscerning
have called this habit of mind irrelevant, but wrongly. The feminine
intellect
leaps like a grasshopper; the masculine plods as the ant. "I see there's a
new Mable book coming," she said. "It's called That's Me
All Over Mable, and the newsstand clerk at the Octagon
says he expects to sell a thousand copies." "Well, there's a
meaning in that," said Roger. "People have a craving to be amused,
and I'm sure I don't blame 'em. I'm afraid I haven't read Dere
Mable. If it's really amusing, I'm glad they read it. I suspect
it isn't a very great book, because a Philadelphia schoolgirl has
written a
reply to it called Dere Bill, which is said to be as good as the
original. Now
you can hardly imagine a Philadelphia flapper writing an effective
companion to
Bacon's Essays. But never mind, if the stuff's amusing, it has its
place. The
human yearning for innocent pastime is a pathetic thing, come to think
about
it. It shows what a desperately grim thing life has become. One of the
most
significant things I know is that breathless, expectant, adoring hush
that
falls over a theatre at a Saturday matinee, when the house goes dark
and the footlights
set the bottom of the curtain in a glow, and the latecomers tank over
your feet
climbing into their seats — " "Isn't it an
adorable moment!" cried Titania. "Yes, it is,"
said Roger; "but it makes me sad to see what tosh is handed out to that
eager, expectant audience, most of the time. There they all are, ready
to be
thrilled, eager to be worked upon, deliberately putting themselves into
that
glorious, rare, receptive mood when they are clay in the artist's hand
— and
Lord! what miserable substitutes for joy and sorrow are put over on
them! Day
after day I see people streaming into theatres and movies, and I know
that more
than half the time they are on a blind quest, thinking they are
satisfied when
in truth they are fed on paltry husks. And the sad part about it is
that if you
let yourself think you are satisfied with husks, you'll have no
appetite left
for the real grain." Titania wondered, a
little panic-stricken, whether she had been permitting herself to be
satisfied
with husks. She remembered how greatly she had enjoyed a Dorothy Gish
film a
few evenings before. "But," she ventured, "you said people want
to be amused. And if they laugh and look happy, surely they're amused?" "They only think
they are!" cried Mifflin. "They think they're amused because they
don't know what real amusement is! Laughter and prayer are the two
noblest
habits of man; they mark us off from the brutes. To laugh at cheap
jests is as
base as to pray to cheap gods. To laugh at Fatty Arbuckle is to degrade
the
human spirit." Titania thought she was
getting in rather deep, but she had the tenacious logic of every
healthy girl. She
said: "But a joke that
seems cheap to you doesn't seem cheap to the person who laughs at it,
or he
wouldn't laugh." Her face brightened as a
fresh idea flooded her mind: "The wooden image a
savage prays to may seem cheap to you, but it's the best god he knows,
and it's
all right for him to pray to it." "Bully for
you," said Roger. "Perfectly true. But I've got away from the point I
had in mind. Humanity is yearning now as it never did before for truth,
for
beauty, for the things that comfort and console and make life seem
worth while.
I feel this all round me, every day. We've been through a frightful
ordeal, and
every decent spirit is asking itself what we can do to pick up the
fragments
and remould the world nearer to our heart's desire. Look here, here's
something
I found the other day in John Masefield's preface to one of his plays: 'The truth and rapture of man are holy
things, not lightly to be scorned. A carelessness of life and beauty
marks the
glutton, the idler, and the fool in their deadly path across history.'
I
tell you, I've done some pretty sober thinking as I've sat here in my
bookshop during
the past horrible years. Walt Whitman wrote a little poem during the
Civil War
— Year that trembled and reeled beneath
me, said Walt, Must I learn to chant
the cold dirges of the baffled, and sullen hymns of defeat? — I've
sat here
in my shop at night, and looked round at my shelves, looked at all the
brave
books that house the hopes and gentlenesses and dreams of men and
women, and
wondered if they were all wrong, discredited, defeated. Wondered if the
world
were still merely a jungle of fury. I think I'd have gone balmy if it
weren't
for Walt Whitman. Talk about Mr. Britling — Walt was the man who 'saw
it through.' "The glutton, the
idler, and the fool in their deadly path across history. . . . Aye, a
deadly
path indeed. The German military men weren't idlers, but they were
gluttons and
fools to the nth power. Look at their deadly path! And look at other
deadly
paths, too. Look at our slums, jails, insane asylums. . . . "I used to wonder
what I could do to justify my comfortable existence here during such a
time of
horror. What right had I to shirk in a quiet bookshop when so many men
were
suffering and dying through no fault of their own? I tried to get into
an
ambulance unit, but I've had no medical training and they said they
didn't want
men of my age unless they were experienced doctors." "I know how you
felt," said Titania, with a surprising look of comprehension. "Don't
you suppose that a great many girls, who couldn't do anything real to
help, got
tired of wearing neat little uniforms with Sam Browne belts?" "Well," said
Roger, "it was a bad time. The war contradicted and denied everything I
had ever lived for. Oh, I can't tell you how I felt about it. I can't
even
express it to myself. Sometimes I used to feel as I think that truly
noble
simpleton Henry Ford may have felt when he organized his peace voyage —
that I
would do anything, however stupid, to stop it all. In a world where
everyone
was so wise and cynical and cruel, it was admirable to find a man so
utterly
simple and hopeful as Henry. A boob, they called him. Well, I say bravo
for boobs!
I daresay most of the apostles were boobs — or maybe they called them
bolsheviks." Titania had only the
vaguest notion about bolsheviks, but she had seen a good many newspaper
cartoons. "I guess Judas was
a bolshevik," she said innocently. "Yes, and probably
George the Third called Ben Franklin a bolshevik," retorted Roger. "The
trouble is, truth and falsehood don't come laid out in black and white
— Truth
and Huntruth, as the wartime joke had it. Sometimes I thought Truth had
vanished from the earth," he cried bitterly. "Like everything else,
it was rationed by the governments. I taught myself to disbelieve half
of what
I read in the papers. I saw the world clawing itself to shreds in blind
rage. I
saw hardly any one brave enough to face the brutalizing absurdity as it
really
was, and describe it. I saw the glutton, the idler, and the fool
applauding, while
brave and simple men walked in the horrors of hell. The stay-at-home
poets
turned it to pretty lyrics of glory and sacrifice. Perhaps half a dozen
of them
have told the truth. Have you read Sassoon? Or Latzko's Men
in War, which was so damned true that the government suppressed
it? Humph! Putting Truth on rations!" He knocked out his pipe
against his heel, and his blue eyes shone with a kind of desperate
earnestness. "But I tell you,
the world is going to have the truth about War. We're going to put an
end to
this madness. It's not going to be easy. Just now, in the intoxication
of the
German collapse, we're all rejoicing in our new happiness. I tell you,
the real
Peace will be a long time coming. When you tear up all the fibres of
civilization it's a slow job to knit things together again. You see
those
children going down the street to school? Peace lies in their hands.
When they
are taught in school that war is the most loathsome scourge humanity is
subject
to, that it smirches and fouls every lovely occupation of the mortal
spirit,
then there may be some hope for the future. But I'd like to bet they
are having
it drilled into them that war is a glorious and noble sacrifice. "The people who
write poems about the divine frenzy of going over the top are usually
those who
dipped their pens a long, long way from the slimy duckboards of the
trenches. It's
funny how we hate to face realities. I knew a commuter once who rode in
town
every day on the 8.13. But he used to call it the 7.73. He said it made
him
feel more virtuous." There was a pause, while
Roger watched some belated urchins hurrying toward school. "I think any man
would be a traitor to humanity who didn't pledge every effort of his
waking
life to an attempt to make war impossible in future." "Surely no one
would deny that," said Titania. "But I do think the war was very
glorious as well as very terrible. I've known lots of men who went
over,
knowing well what they were to face, and yet went gladly and humbly in
the
thought they were going for a true cause." "A cause which is
so true shouldn't need the sacrifice of millions of fine lives," said
Roger gravely. "Don't imagine I don't see the dreadful nobility of it.
But
poor humanity shouldn't be asked to be noble at such a cost. That's the
most
pitiful tragedy of it all. Don't you suppose the Germans thought they
too were
marching off for a noble cause when they began it and forced this
misery on the
world? They had been educated to believe so, for a generation. That's
the terrible
hypnotism of war, the brute mass-impulse, the pride and national
spirit, the
instinctive simplicity of men that makes them worship what is their own
above
everything else. I've thrilled and shouted with patriotic pride, like
everyone.
Music and flags and men marching in step have bewitched me, as they do
all of
us. And then I've gone home and sworn to root this evil instinct out of
my
soul. God help us — let's love the world, love humanity — not just our
own country!
That's why I'm so keen about the part we're going to play at the Peace
Conference. Our motto over there will be America Last! Hurrah for us, I
say,
for we shall be the only nation over there with absolutely no axe to
grind. Nothing
but a pax to grind!" It argued well for
Titania's breadth of mind that she was not dismayed nor alarmed at the
poor
bookseller's anguished harangue. She surmised sagely that he was
cleansing his
bosom of much perilous stuff. In some mysterious way she had learned
the
greatest and rarest of the spirit's gifts — toleration. "You can't help
loving your country," she said. "Let's go
indoors," he answered. "You'll catch cold out here. I want to show
you my alcove of books on the war." "Of course one
can't help loving one's country," he added. "I love mine so much that
I want to see her take the lead in making a new era possible. She has
sacrificed least for war, she should be ready to sacrifice most for
peace. As
for me," he said, smiling, "I'd be willing to sacrifice the whole
Republican party!" "I don't see why
you call the war an absurdity," said Titania. "We had
to beat Germany, or where would
civilization have been?" "We had to beat
Germany, yes, but the absurdity lies in the fact that we had to beat
ourselves
in doing it. The first thing you'll find, when the Peace Conference
gets to
work, will be that we shall have to help Germany onto her feet again so
that
she can be punished in an orderly way. We shall have to feed her and
admit her
to commerce so that she can pay her indemnities — we shall have to
police her
cities to prevent revolution from burning her up — and the upshot of it
all
will be that men will have fought the most terrible war in history, and
endured
nameless horrors, for the privilege of nursing their enemy back to
health. If
that isn't an absurdity, what is? That's what happens when a great
nation like
Germany goes insane. "Well, we're up
against some terribly complicated problems. My only consolation is that
I think
the bookseller can play as useful a part as any man in rebuilding the
world's
sanity. When I was fretting over what I could do to help things along,
I came
across two lines in my favourite poet that encouraged me. Good old
George
Herbert says: Cures both a fever and lethargicknesse. "Here's my
War-alcove," he went on. "I've stacked up here most of the really
good books the War has brought out. If humanity has sense enough to
take these
books to heart, it will never get itself into this mess again.
Printer's ink
has been running a race against gunpowder these many, many years. Ink
is
handicapped, in a way, because you can blow up a man with gunpowder in
half a
second, while it may take twenty years to blow him up with a book. But
the
gunpowder destroys itself along with its victim, while a book can keep
on
exploding for centuries. There's Hardy's Dynasts
for example. When you read that book you can feel it blowing up your
mind. It
leaves you gasping, ill, nauseated — oh, it's not pleasant to feel some
really
pure intellect filtered into one's brain! It hurts! There's enough T.
N. T. in
that book to blast war from the face of the globe. But there's a slow
fuse attached
to it. It hasn't really exploded yet. Maybe it won't for another fifty
years. "In regard to the
War, think what books have accomplished. What was the first thing all
the
governments started to do — publish books! Blue Books, Yellow Books,
White
Books, Red Books — everything but Black Books, which would have been
appropriate in Berlin. They knew that guns and troops were helpless
unless they
could get the books on their side, too. Books did as much as anything
else to
bring America into the war. Some German books helped to wipe the Kaiser
off his
throne — I Accuse, and Dr. Muehlon's
magnificent outburst The Vandal of Europe,
and Lichnowsky's private memorandum, that shook Germany to her
foundations,
simply because he told the truth. Here's that book Men in
War, written I believe by a Hungarian officer, with its
noble dedication "To Friend and Foe." Here are some of the French books
— books in which the clear, passionate intellect of that race, with its
savage
irony, burns like a flame. Romain Rolland's Au-Dessus
de la Melee, written in exile in Switzerland; Barbusse's terrible Le Feu; Duhamel's bitter Civilization;
Bourget's strangely fascinating novel The
Meaning of Death. And the noble books that have come out of
England: A Student in Arms; The Tree of Heaven; Why
Men Fight, by Bertrand Russell — I'm hoping he'll write one on Why Men Are Imprisoned: you know he was
locked up for his sentiments! And here's one of the most moving of all
— The Letters of Arthur Heath, a gentle,
sensitive young Oxford tutor who was killed on the Western front. You
ought to read
that book. It shows the entire lack of hatred on the part of the
English. Heath
and his friends, the night before they enlisted, sat up singing the
German
music they had loved, as a kind of farewell to the old, friendly joyous
life. Yes,
that's the kind of thing War does — wipes out spirits like Arthur
Heath. Please
read it. Then you'll have to read Philip Gibbs, and Lowes Dickinson and
all the
young poets. Of course you've read Wells already. Everybody has." "How about the
Americans?" said Titania. "Haven't they written anything about the
war that's worth while?" "Here's one that I
found a lot of meat in, streaked with philosophical gristle," said
Roger,
relighting his pipe. He pulled out a copy of Professor
Latimer's Progress. "There was one passage that I
remember marking — let's see now, what was it? — Yes, here! "It is true that,
if you made a poll of newspaper editors, you might find a great many
who think
that war is evil. But if you were to take a census among pastors of
fashionable
metropolitan churches — " "That's a bullseye
hit! The church has done for itself with most thinking men. . . .
There's
another good passage in Professor Latimer,
where he points out the philosophical value of dishwashing. Some of
Latimer's
talk is so much in common with my ideas that I've been rather hoping
he'd drop
in here some day. I'd like to meet him. As for American poets, get wise
to
Edwin Robinson — " There is no knowing how
long the bookseller's monologue might have continued, but at this
moment Helen
appeared from the kitchen. "Good gracious,
Roger!" she exclaimed, "I've heard your voice piping away for I don't
know how long. What are you doing, giving the poor child a Chautauqua
lecture? You
must want to frighten her out of the book business." Roger looked a little
sheepish. "My dear," he said, "I was only laying down a few of
the principles underlying the art of bookselling — " "It was very
interesting, honestly it was," said Titania brightly. Mrs. Mifflin, in
a
blue check apron and with plump arms floury to the elbow, gave her a
wink — or
as near a wink as a woman ever achieves (ask the man who owns one). "Whenever Mr.
Mifflin feels very low in his mind about the business," she said, "he
falls back on those highly idealized sentiments. He knows that next to
being a
parson, he's got into the worst line there is, and he tries bravely to
conceal
it from himself." "I think it's too
bad to give me away before Miss Titania," said Roger, smiling, so
Titania
saw this was merely a family joke. "Really
truly," she protested, "I'm having a lovely time. I've been learning
all about Professor Latimer who wrote The
Handle of Europe, and all sorts of things. I've been afraid every
minute
that some customer would come in and interrupt us." "No fear of
that," said Helen. "They're scarce in the early morning." She
went back to her kitchen. "Well, Miss
Titania," resumed Roger. "You see what I'm driving at. I want to give
people an entirely new idea about bookshops. The grain of glory that I
hope
will cure both my fever and my lethargicness is my conception of the
bookstore
as a power-house, a radiating place for truth and beauty. I insist
books are
not absolutely dead things: they are as lively as those fabulous
dragons'
teeth, and being sown up and down, may chance to spring up armed men.
How about
Bernhardi? Some of my Corn Cob friends tell me books are just
merchandise. Pshaw!" "I haven't read
much of Bernard Shaw" said Titania. "Did you ever
notice how books track you down and hunt you out? They follow you like
the
hound in Francis Thompson's poem. They know their quarry! Look at that
book The Education of Henry Adams! Just watch the
way it's hounding out thinking people this winter. And The
Four Horsemen — you can see it racing in the veins of the
reading people. It's one of the uncanniest things I know to watch a
real book
on its career — it follows you and follows you and drives you into a
corner and makes you read it. There's a queer
old book that's been chasing me for years: The
Life and Opinions of John Buncle, Esq., it's called. I've tried to
escape
it, but every now and then it sticks up its head somewhere. It'll get
me some
day, and I'll be compelled to read it. Ten
Thousand a Year trailed me the same way until I surrendered. Words
can't
describe the cunning of some books. You'll think you've shaken them off
your
trail, and then one day some innocent-looking customer will pop in and
begin to
talk, and you'll know he's an unconscious agent of book-destiny.
There's an old
sea-captain who drops in here now and then. He's simply the novels of
Captain
Marryat put into flesh. He has me under a kind of spell; I know I shall
have to
read Peter Simple before I die, just
because the old fellow loves it so. That's why I call this place the
Haunted
Bookshop. Haunted by the ghosts of the books I haven't read. Poor
uneasy
spirits, they walk and walk around me. There's only one way to lay the
ghost of
a book, and that is to read it." "I know what you
mean," said Titania. "I haven't read much Bernard Shaw, but I feel I
shall have to. He meets me at every turn, bullying me. And I know lots
of
people who are simply terrorized by H. G. Wells. Every time one of his
books
comes out, and that's pretty often, they're in a perfect panic until
they've
read it." Roger chuckled. "Some
have even been stampeded into subscribing to the New
Republic for that very purpose." "But speaking of
the Haunted Bookshop, what's your special interest in that Oliver
Cromwell
book?" "Oh, I'm glad you
mentioned it," said Roger. "I must put it back in its place on the
shelf." He ran back to the den to get it, and just then the bell
clanged
at the door. A customer came in, and the one-sided gossip was over for
the time
being. |