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Chapter XII Aubrey Determines to give Service that's Different At last he could endure
his cramped bedroom no longer. Downstairs someone was dolefully playing
a
flute, most horrible of all tortures to tightened nerves. While her
lodgers
were at church the tireless Mrs. Schiller was doing a little
housecleaning: he
could hear the monotonous rasp of a carpet-sweeper passing back and
forth in an
adjoining room. He creaked irritably downstairs, and heard the usual
splashing
behind the bathroom door. In the frame of the hall mirror he saw a
pencilled note: Will Mrs. Smith please call Tarkington
1565, it said. Unreasonably annoyed, he tore a piece of paper out
of his
notebook and wrote on it Will Mrs. Smith
please call Bath 4200. Mounting to the second floor he tapped on
the
bathroom door. "Don't come in!" cried an agitated female voice. He
thrust the memorandum under the door, and left the house. Walking the windy paths
of Prospect Park he condemned himself to relentless self-scrutiny.
"I've
damned myself forever with her," he groaned, "unless I can prove
something." The vision of Titania's face silhouetted against the
shelves
of books came maddeningly to his mind. "I was going to have such a good
time, and you've spoilt it all!" With what angry conviction she had
said: "I
never saw a man like you before — and I've seen a good many!" Even in his disturbance
of soul the familiar jargon of his profession came naturally to
utterance. "At
least she admits I'm different,"
he said dolefully. He remembered the first item in the Grey-Matter
Code, a neat
little booklet issued by his employers for the information of their
representatives: Business is built upon Confidence. Before you can sell
Grey-Matter Service to a Client, you must sell Yourself. "How am I going to
sell myself to her?" he wondered. "I've simply got to deliver, that's
all. I've got to give her service that's different.
If I fall down on this, she'll never speak to me again. Not only that,
the firm
will lose the old man's account. It's simply unthinkable." Nevertheless, he thought
about it a good deal, stimulated from time to time as in the course of
his walk
(which led him out toward the faubourgs of Flatbush) he passed long
vistas of
signboards, which he imagined placarded with vivid lithographs in
behalf of the
Chapman prunes. "Adam and Eve Ate Prunes On Their Honeymoon" was a
slogan that flashed into his head, and he imagined a magnificent
painting illustrating
this text. Thus, in hours of stress, do all men turn for comfort to
their
chosen art. The poet, battered by fate, heals himself in the niceties
of rhyme.
The prohibitionist can weather the blackest melancholia by meditating
the
contortions of other people's abstinence. The most embittered citizen
of
Detroit will never perish by his own hand while he has an automobile to
tinker. Aubrey walked many
miles, gradually throwing his despair to the winds. The bright spirits
of
Orison Swett Marden and Ralph Waldo Trine, Dioscuri of Good Cheer,
seemed to be
with him reminding him that nothing is impossible. In a small
restaurant he
found sausages, griddle cakes and syrup. When he got back to Gissing
Street it
was dark, and he girded his soul for further endeavour. About nine o'clock he
walked up the alley. He had left his overcoat in his room at Mrs.
Schiller's
and also the Cromwell bookcover — having taken the precaution, however,
to copy
the inscriptions into his pocket memorandum-book. He noticed lights in
the rear
of the bookshop, and concluded that the Mifflins and their employee had
got
home safely. Arrived at the back of Weintraub's pharmacy, he studied
the
contours of the building carefully. The drug store lay, as
we have explained before, at the corner of Gissing Street and
Wordsworth
Avenue, just where the Elevated railway swings in a long curve. The
course of
this curve brought the scaffolding of the viaduct out over the back
roof of the
building, and this fact had impressed itself on Aubrey's observant eye
the day before.
The front of the drug store stood three storeys, but in the rear it
dropped to
two, with a flat roof over the hinder portion. Two windows looked out
upon this
roof. Weintraub's back yard opened onto the alley, but the gate, he
found, was
locked. The fence would not be hard to scale, but he hesitated to make
so
direct an approach. He ascended the stairs
of the "L" station, on the near side, and paying a nickel passed
through a turnstile onto the platform. Waiting until just after a train
had
left, and the long, windy sweep of planking was solitary, he dropped
onto the
narrow footway that runs beside the track. This required watchful
walking, for
the charged third rail was very near, but hugging the outer side of the
path he
proceeded without trouble. Every fifteen feet or so a girder ran
sideways from
the track, resting upon an upright from the street below. The fourth of
these
overhung the back corner of Weintraub's house, and he crawled
cautiously along
it. People were passing on the pavement underneath, and he greatly
feared being
discovered. But he reached the end of the beam without mishap. From
here a drop
of about twelve feet would bring him onto Weintraub's back roof. For a
moment
he reflected that, once down there, it would be impossible to return
the same
way. However, he decided to risk it. Where he was, with his legs
swinging
astride the girder, he was in serious danger of attracting attention. He would have given a
great deal, just then, to have his overcoat with him, for by lowering
it first
he could have jumped onto it and muffled the noise of his fall. He took
off his
coat and carefully dropped it on the corner of the roof. Then cannily
waiting
until a train passed overhead, drowning all other sounds with its roar,
he
lowered himself as far as he could hang by his hands, and let go. For some minutes he lay
prone on the tin roof, and during that time a number of distressing
ideas
occurred to him. If he really expected to get into Weintraub's house,
why had
he not laid his plans more carefully? Why (for instance) had he not
made some
attempt to find out how many there were in the household? Why had he
not
arranged with one of his friends to call Weintraub to the telephone at
a given
moment, so that he could be more sure of making an entry unnoticed? And
what
did he expect to see or do if he got inside the house? He found no
answer to
any of these questions. It was unpleasantly
cold, and he was glad to slip his coat on again. The small revolver was
still
in his hip pocket. Another thought occurred to him — that he should
have
provided himself with tennis shoes. However, it was some comfort to
know that
rubber heels of a nationally advertised brand were under him. He
crawled
quietly up to the sill of one of the windows. It was closed, and the
room
inside was dark. A blind was pulled most of the way down, leaving a gap
of
about four inches. Peeping cautiously over the sill, he could see
farther inside
the house a brightly lit door and a passageway. "One thing I've got
to look out for," he thought, "is children. There are bound to be
some — who ever heard of a German without offspring? If I wake them,
they'll
bawl. This room is very likely a nursery, as it's on the southeastern
side. Also,
the window is shut tight, which is probably the German idea of bedroom
ventilation." His guess may not have
been a bad one, for after his eyes became accustomed to the dimness of
the room
he thought he could perceive two cot beds. He then crawled over to the
other
window. Here the blind was pulled down flush with the bottom of the
sash. Trying
the window very cautiously, he found it locked. Not knowing just what
to do, he
returned to the first window, and lay there peering in. The sill was
just high
enough above the roof level to make it necessary to raise himself a
little on
his hands to see inside, and the position was very trying. Moreover,
the tin
roof had a tendency to crumple noisily when he moved. He lay for some
time,
shivering in the chill, and wondering whether it would be safe to light
a pipe. "There's another
thing I'd better look out for," he thought, "and that's a dog. Who
ever heard of a German without a dachshund?" He had watched the
lighted doorway for a long while without seeing anything, and was
beginning to
think he was losing time to no profit when a stout and not ill-natured
looking
woman appeared in the hallway. She came into the room he was studying,
and
closed the door. She switched on the light, and to his horror began to
disrobe.
This was not what he had counted on at all, and he retreated rapidly.
It was plain
that nothing was to be gained where he was. He sat timidly at one edge
of the
roof and wondered what to do next. As he sat there, the
back door opened almost directly below him, and he heard the clang of a
garbage
can set out by the stoop. The door stood open for perhaps half a
minute, and he
heard a male voice — Weintraub's, he thought — speaking in German. For
the
first time in his life he yearned for the society of his German
instructor at
college, and also wondered — in the rapid irrelevance of thought — what
that
worthy man was now doing to earn a living. In a rather long and poorly
lubricated sentence, heavily verbed at the end, he distinguished one
phrase
that seemed important. "Nach
Philadelphia gehen" — "Go to Philadelphia." Did that refer to
Mifflin? he wondered. The door closed again.
Leaning
over the rain-gutter, he saw the light go out in the kitchen. He tried
to look
through the upper portion of the window just below him, but leaning out
too
far, the tin spout gave beneath his hands. Without knowing just how he
did it,
he slithered down the side of the wall, and found his feet on a
window-sill. His
hands still clung to the tin gutter above. He made haste to climb down
from his
position, and found himself outside the back door. He had managed the
descent
rather more quietly than if it had been carefully planned. But he was
badly
startled, and retreated to the bottom of the yard to see if he had
aroused
notice. A wait of several
minutes brought no alarm, and he plucked up courage. On the inner side
of the
house — away from Wordsworth Avenue — a narrow paved passage led to an
outside
cellar-way with old-fashioned slanting doors. He reconnoitred this
warily. A
bright light was shining from a window in this alley. He crept below it
on
hands and knees fearing to look in until he had investigated a little.
He found
that one flap of the cellar door was open, and poked his nose into the
aperture. All was dark below, but a strong, damp stench of paints and
chemicals
arose. He sniffed gingerly. "I suppose he stores drugs down there," he
thought. Very carefully he
crawled back, on hands and knees, toward the lighted window. Lifting
his head a
few inches at a time, finally he got his eyes above the level of the
sill. To
his disappointment he found the lower half of the window frosted. As he
knelt
there, a pipe set in the wall suddenly vomited liquid which gushed out
upon his
knees. He sniffed it, and again smelled a strong aroma of acids. With
great care,
leaning against the brick wall of the house, he rose to his feet and
peeped
through the upper half of the pane. It seemed to be the room
where prescriptions were compounded. As it was empty, he allowed
himself a
hasty survey. All manner of bottles were ranged along the walls; there
was a
high counter with scales, a desk, and a sink. At the back he could see
the
bamboo curtain which he remembered having noticed from the shop. The
whole
place was in the utmost disorder: mortars, glass beakers, a typewriter,
cabinets
of labels, dusty piles of old prescriptions strung on filing hooks,
papers of
pills and capsules, all strewn in an indescribable litter. Some
infusion was
heating in a glass bowl propped on a tripod over a blue gas flame.
Aubrey
noticed particularly a heap of old books several feet high piled
carelessly at
one end of the counter. Looking more carefully,
he saw that what he had taken for a mirror over the prescription
counter was an
aperture looking into the shop. Through this he could see Weintraub,
behind the
cigar case, waiting upon some belated customer with his shop-worn air
of
affability. The visitor departed, and Weintraub locked the door after
him and
pulled down the blinds. Then he returned toward the prescription room,
and Aubrey
ducked out of view. Presently he risked
looking again, and was just in time to see a curious sight. The
druggist was
bending over the counter, pouring some liquid into a glass vessel. His
face was
directly under a hanging bulb, and Aubrey was amazed at the
transformation. The
apparently genial apothecary of cigar stand and soda fountain was gone.
He saw instead
a heavy, cruel, jowlish face, with eyelids hooded down over the eyes,
and a
square thrusting chin buttressed on a mass of jaw and suetty cheek that
glistened with an oily shimmer. The jaw quivered a little as though
with some
intense suppressed emotion. The man was completely absorbed in his
task. The
thick lower lip lapped upward over the mouth. On the cheekbone was a
deep red
scar. Aubrey felt a pang of fascinated amazement at the gross energy
and power
of that abominable relentless mask. "So this is the
harmless old thing!" he thought. Just then the bamboo
curtain parted, and the woman whom he had seen upstairs appeared.
Forgetting
his own situation, Aubrey still stared. She wore a faded dressing gown
and her
hair was braided as though for the night. She looked frightened, and
must have
spoken, for Aubrey saw her lips move. The man remained bent over his
counter
until the last drops of liquid had run out. His jaw tightened, he
straightened suddenly
and took one step toward her, with outstretched hand imperiously
pointed. Aubrey
could see his face plainly: it had a savagery more than bestial. The
woman's
face, which had borne a timid, pleading expression, appealed in vain
against
that fierce gesture. She turned and vanished. Aubrey saw the druggist's
pointing finger tremble. Again he ducked out of sight. "That man's face
would be lonely in a crowd," he said to himself. "And I used to think
the movies exaggerated things. Say, he ought to play opposite Theda
Bara." He lay at full length in
the paved alley and thought that a little acquaintance with Weintraub
would go
a long way. Then the light in the window above him went out, and he
gathered
himself together for quick motion if necessary. Perhaps the man would
come out
to close the cellar door — The thought was in his
mind when a light flashed on farther down the passage, between him and
the
kitchen. It came from a small barred window on the ground level.
Evidently the druggist
had gone down into the cellar. Aubrey crawled silently along toward the
yard. Reaching
the lit pane he lay against the wall and looked in. The window was too
grimed for him to see clearly, but what he could make out had the
appearance of
a chemical laboratory and machine shop combined. A long work bench was
lit by
several electrics. On it he saw glass vials of odd shapes, and a medley
of
tools. Sheets of tin, lengths of lead pipe, gas burners, a vise,
boilers and
cylinders, tall jars of coloured fluids. He could hear a dull humming
sound,
which he surmised came from some sort of revolving tool which he could
see was run
by a belt from a motor. On trying to spy more clearly he found that
what he had
taken for dirt was a coat of whitewash which had been applied to the
window on
the inside, but the coating had worn away in one spot which gave him a
loophole. What surprised him most was to spy the covers of a number of
books
strewn about the work table. One, he was ready to swear, was the Cromwell. He knew that bright blue cloth
by this time. For the second time that
evening Aubrey wished for the presence of one of his former
instructors. "I
wish I had my old chemistry professor here," he thought. "I'd like to
know what this bird is up to. I'd hate to swallow one of his
prescriptions." His teeth were
chattering after the long exposure and he was wet through from lying in
the
little gutter that apparently drained off from the sink in Weintraub's
prescription laboratory. He could not see what the druggist was doing
in the
cellar, for the man's broad back was turned toward him. He felt as
though he
had had quite enough thrills for one evening. Creeping along he found
his way
back to the yard, and stepped cautiously among the empty boxes with
which it
was strewn. An elevated train rumbled overhead, and he watched the
brightly
lighted cars swing by. While the train roared above him, he scrambled
up the fence
and dropped down into the alley. "Well," he
thought, "I'd give full-page space, preferred position, in the magazine
Ben Franklin founded to the guy that'd tell me what's going on at this
grand
bolshevik headquarters. It looks to me as though they're getting ready
to blow
the Octagon Hotel off the map." He found a little
confectionery shop on Wordsworth Avenue that was still open, and went
in for a
cup of hot chocolate to warm himself. "The expense account on this
business is going to be rather heavy," he said to himself. "I think
I'll have to charge it up to the Daintybits account. Say, old Grey
Matter gives
service that's different, don't she! We
not only keep Chapman's goods in the public eye, but we face all the
horrors of
Brooklyn to preserve his family from unlawful occasions. No, I don't
like the
company that bookseller runs with. If 'nach
Philadelphia' is the word, I think I'll tag along. I guess it's off
for
Philadelphia in the morning!" |