Wiesbaden
The
Devil's Cure at the Kochbrunnen
That the health-giving powers of the Wiesbaden
wells
were known to the Romans may be proved by reference to the writings of
Pliny,
who mentions them with high praise, but it is from a grimly humorous
tale
that we learn how Mephistopheles himself once tried their effects on
his
own body. The aforesaid individual had been sneaking around in the
highways
and by-ways of the Holy Roman Empire in search of souls, and, tired
with
wandering, had dropped into a seat at a tavern near the gates of Mainz.
The
ancient and pious city did not stand very high in his estimation just
then,
as the register for the Infernal Regions showed that for a very long
period
not a single soul had arrived from that quarter. It annoyed him still
more
that some of the notorious topers, when a little more elated than
usual,
had made so bold as to talk very disparagingly of his Satanic Majesty,
so
that his influence was assuredly not in a flourishing condition in the
Mainz
district.
Curling the tip of his pointed beard, the
traveller asked
his host in a casual way, how it was that the people in and around
Mainz
were so dilatory in departing this life. A sly smile played over the
tavern-keeper's features as he informed the shabbily dressed stranger
that
the topers in that part of the land were in the habit of drinking a
peculiar
kind of mulled wine which had the power of warding off not only the
evil
effects of the fiery spirit lurking in the juice of the grape, but many
other
earthly maladies, and indeed, when the devil's relative with the scythe
came
along he found them hale and hearty. The stranger pricked his pointed
ears,
and soon learned that this wonderful health-restoring drink welled out
of
the ground at Wiesbaden, and was to be purchased in all its purity from
the
landlord at the Kochbrunnen.
Next morning our traveller in threadbare coat presented
himself to the Kochbrunnen landlord. He looked sickly and depressed,
and
moaned that all the ailments of humanity seemed to have taken up their
abode
in his miserable bones. Only the wonderful Wiesbaden wine could save
him
from death and the devil, – at least so the
tavern-keeper at Mainz had
assured
him.
"May God bless our wonderful water to you, poor
devil,"
said the keeper of the Kochbrunnen compassionately, and moreover he was
astounded
to notice a fiendish grin which lurked behind, the pointed beard. Now
it
has long been recognised that landlords are shrewd fellows, by no means
indifferent to their own weal and woe, and the landlord of the
Kochbrunnen
at Wiesbaden was no exception to the rule. He looked long and silently
at
this strange cur-guest, then clapping him quietly on the shoulder, said
familiarly. "My good friend, you are yourself, in very truth, the devil
incarnate".
And, while Mephistopheles stared at him
nonplussed, the
landlord continued smiling. "But let that be. Where so many drink
themselves
sound the devil shall not go empty away. Bind yourself to drink, on
seven
successive days, between the hours of twelve and one, some half hundred
glasses
of Wiesbadener, and I can promise you relief from all your various
ills,
but if you break off the cure, then my soul shall be assured of
salvation,
as you shall thereby relinquish all claim to it whatever."
This bargain pleased the devil mightily. He
accepted
the terms, and began that very day to drink the wonderful Wiesbaden
mulled
wine which wells out of the earth. The fifty glasses seemed to him a
little
too much, but he suppressed his rising disgust by thinking of the poor
soul
which the landlord had so lightly delivered to him. The devil did not
spend
a very quiet night, and with increasing disgust he drank on the second
day
the stipulated quantity of Wiesbadener, which his host served to him
with
the greatest affability. The following night was passed in a still more
restless
manner, and several times he cursed the malicious drink. At noon on the
third
day he pleaded meekly for a day off. The landlord however coolly
reminded
him of their compact, and with his usual polite assiduity, and many
pious
wishes, he supplied the next half hundred glasses of the steaming
crystal
wine.
The devil sneaked away limply, and thought with a
shudder
of the coming night. When he presented himself on the fourth day he
looked
like the shadow of his real self and did indeed seem attacked by all
human
maladies. The landlord however held firmly to his bargain, and as a
penance
for all his past sins Beelzebub got down his appointed quantum once
more.
In the following night it happened that the good
folks
who frequent Wiesbaden for the cure were disturbed from their peaceful
slumbers
by an unearthly din. With a fury of blasphemy some one sprang up and
disappeared
into the outer darkness, uttering blood-curdling curses on the
Wiesbaden
hell-brew. "To Wiesbaden I shall return no more." These were the last
words
that could be made out.
On the following morning there was much subdued
talk
among the cur-guests, and they came to the conclusion that the
nocturnal
uproar could be caused by no other than his Satanic Majesty himself.
Finally
they asked the landlord, generally so well-informed about everyone, who
the
strange cur-guest might be. He, however, just shrugged his shoulders
and
muttered something about a stupid devil.
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