XVII
MAJOR MONKEY CONFESSES
MAJOR MONKEY seemed
surprised when Jasper Jay told him that there wasn't a bird family in
the whole
valley that felt it could spare a single egg.
"Of course," said
Jasper, "nobody cares how many Cowbirds' eggs you eat. The Cowbirds are
pests. They are too lazy to build nests of their own. And no
respectable bird
family likes to have a loutish young Cowbird to bring up with their own
children. But you have gone too far. You have been stealing eggs right
and
left. And the time has come for us to put a stop to your thieving."
"You're a Sneak-Thief!"
Jasper told
the Major.
A
number
of Jasper Jay's bird neighbors had
gathered around him and Major Monkey while they talked. And they all
spoke up
and said in good, loud tones that Major Monkey was a villain
– and worse.
Anyone might think that for
once the Major would have acted the least bit ashamed. But he did not.
He had
not even the grace to say that he was sorry for making a few
"mistakes."
Instead, he stuck his red
cap on one side of his head and began dancing something that might have
been a
jig if it had been faster.
His actions made all the
birds very angry. And some of them exclaimed that there was no reason
to make
merry, so far as they could see.
Major Monkey promptly
stopped dancing and looked grieved.
"Perhaps you would
dance, too, if you had just had a good meal of eggs," he
remarked.
A shriek went up from his
listeners. And old Mr. Crow exclaimed loudly: "Put him out! Put Major
Monkey out!"
But nobody made a move. And
Major Monkey turned to Mr. Crow and said: "What's wrong? Have I said
something
I shouldn't?"
"Said!" the old
gentleman echoed. "You've not only said
a terrible thing; you've done a
still worse one! For you've just been stealing eggs again –
and you can't deny
it."
A great clamor arose all at
once.
"Hear! Hear!" Mr.
Crow's friends cried.
And Major Monkey had hard
work to make himself heard.
"Whose eggs do you
think I've been eating?" he asked Mr. Crow.
Not knowing the exact answer
to the question, Mr. Crow pretended not to hear it at all. But he
looked so
slyly at the Major that the Major himself was not
deceived. He winked at Mr.
Crow and shied a pebble at him.
"I'll tell you, old
boy!" the Major cried. "I've been eating hens' eggs."
"Hens' eggs!"
everybody repeated after him. "Hens' eggs! Where do you get
'em?"
"At Farmer Green's
henhouse, of course," the Major answered. "I've been going there
regularly for some time. I find that the eggs are bigger than any I can
find in
the woods."
"It's no wonder he's
getting fat," Jasper Jay murmured as he gazed at Major Monkey.
"You'll have to stop
eating so much," Mr. Crow told the Major solemnly.
"Aunt Polly Woodchuck
says that the reason you throw so many stones is because you overeat
and feel
in too high spirits."
Major Monkey looked
disgusted when he heard that speech.
"Aunt Polly
Fiddlesticks!" he jeered. "She doesn't know what she's talking about.
Why, the more eggs I eat, the more time I must spend at the henhouse.
And while
I'm there I can't throw stones here, can I?"
Everybody had to agree with
the Major. At least, everybody but Mr. Crow remarked
that what he said seemed
true.
"Now, friends,"
said Major Monkey at last, "if there have been any eggs
missing from your
nests lately you can't blame me."
"Then whom can we
blame?" somebody cried.
"I'd hate to say,"
was Major Monkey's answer. But since he looked straight at Mr. Crow as
he
spoke, most of the company could not help thinking that the
old gentleman was
the thief, after all. And when he hew into a rage they felt quite sure
he was
guilty.
"We always knew Mr.
Crow was an old rascal!" they exclaimed.
And
so Mr. Crow took
himself off. But he soon recovered his good spirits. He was used to
being
called names. And to tell the truth, he had taken a few eggs now and
then –
when he thought no one was watching.
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