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Approaching
the gateway of the Emerald City
the travelers found it guarded by two girls of the Army of Revolt, who
opposed
their entrance by drawing the knitting-needles from their hair and
threatening
to prod the first that came near. But the Tin Woodman was not afraid. "At the worst they can but scratch
my beautiful nickel-plate," he said. "But there will be no 'worst,'
for I think I can manage to frighten these absurd soldiers very easily.
Follow
me closely, all of you!" Then, swinging his axe in a great circle
to right and left before him, he advanced upon the gate, and the others
followed him without hesitation. The girls, who had expected no resistance
whatever, were terrified by the sweep of the glittering axe and fled
screaming
into the city; so that our travelers passed the gates in safety and
marched
down the green marble pavement of the wide street toward the royal
palace. "At this rate we will soon have your
Majesty upon the throne again," said the Tin Woodman, laughing at his
easy
conquest of the guards. "Thank you, friend Nick,"
returned the Scarecrow, gratefully. "Nothing can resist your kind heart
and your sharp axe." As they passed the rows of houses they
saw through the open doors that men were sweeping and dusting and
washing
dishes, while the women sat around in groups, gossiping and laughing. "What has happened?" the
Scarecrow asked a sad-looking man with a bushy beard, who wore an apron
and was
wheeling a baby-carriage along the sidewalk. "Why, we've had a revolution, your
Majesty as you ought to know very well," replied the man; "and since
you went away the women have been running things to suit themselves.
I'm glad
you have decided to come back and restore order, for doing housework
and
minding the children is wearing out the strength of every man in the
Emerald
City." "Hm!" said the Scarecrow,
thoughtfully. "If it is such hard work as you say, how did the women
manage it so easily?" "I really do not know" replied
the man, with a deep sigh. "Perhaps the women are made of cast-iron." No movement was made, as they passed
along the street, to oppose their progress. Several of the women
stopped their
gossip long enough to cast curious looks upon our friends, but
immediately they
would turn away with a laugh or a sneer and resume their chatter. And
when they
met with several girls belonging to the Army of Revolt, those soldiers,
instead
of being alarmed or appearing surprised, merely stepped out of the way
and
allowed them to advance without protest. This action rendered the Scarecrow
uneasy." I'm afraid we are walking into a
trap," said he. "Nonsense!" returned Nick
Chopper, confidently; "the silly creatures are conquered already!" But the Scarecrow shook his head in a way
that expressed doubt, and Tip said: "It's too easy, altogether.
Look out
for trouble ahead." "Its too easy, altogether." "I will," returned his Majesty.
Unopposed they reached the royal palace and marched up the marble
steps, which
had once been thickly crusted with emeralds but were now filled with
tiny holes
where the jewels had been ruthlessly torn from their settings by the
Army of Revolt.
And so far not a rebel barred their way. Through the arched hallways and into the
magnificent throne room marched the Tin Woodman and his followers, and
here,
when the green silken curtains fell behind them, they saw a curious
sight. Seated within the glittering throne was
General Jinjur, with the Scarecrow's second-best crown upon her head,
and the
royal sceptre in her right hand. A box of caramels, from which she was
eating,
rested in her lap, and the girl seemed entirely at ease in her royal
surroundings. The Scarecrow stepped forward and
confronted her, while the Tin Woodman leaned upon his axe and the
others formed
a half-circle back of his Majesty's person. "How dare you sit in my
throne?" demanded the Scarecrow, sternly eyeing the intruder. "Don't
you know you are guilty of treason, and that there is a law against
treason?" "The throne belongs to whoever is
able to take it," answered Jinjur, as she slowly ate another caramel.
"I have taken it, as you see; so just now I am the Queen, and all who
oppose me are guilty of treason, and must be punished by the law you
have just
mentioned." This view of the case puzzled the
Scarecrow. "How is it, friend Nick?" he
asked, turning to the Tin Woodman. "Why, when it comes to Law, I have
nothing to, say" answered that personage. "for laws were never meant
to be understood, and it is foolish to make the attempt." "Then what shall we do?" asked
the Scarecrow, in dismay. "Why don't you marry the Queen? And
then you can both rule," suggested the Woggle-Bug. Jinjur glared at the insect fiercely.
"Why don't you send her back to her mother, where she belongs?" asked
Jack Pumpkinhead. Jinjur frowned. "Why don't you shut her up in a
closet until she behaves herself, and promises to be good?" enquired
Tip. Jinjur's
lip curled scornfully. "Or give her a good shaking!"
added the Saw-Horse. "No," said the Tin Woodman,
"we must treat the poor girl with gentleness. Let us give her all the
Jewels she can carry, and send her away happy and contented." Seated within the throne was General Jinjur. "You are very absurd
creatures," said she; "but I am tired of your nonsense and have no
time to bother with you longer." While the monarch and his friends
listened in amazement to this impudent speech, a startling thing
happened. The
Tin Woodman's axe was snatched from his grasp by some person behind
him, and he
found himself disarmed and helpless. At the same instant a shout of
laughter
rang in the ears of the devoted band, and turning to see whence this
came they
found themselves surrounded by the Army of Revolt, the girls bearing in
either
hand their glistening knitting-needles. The entire throne room seemed
to be
filled with the rebels, and the Scarecrow and his comrades realized
that they
were prisoners. "You see how foolish it is to oppose
a woman's wit," said Jinjur, gaily; "and this event only proves that
I am more fit to rule the Emerald City than a Scarecrow. I bear you no
ill
will, I assure you; but lest you should prove troublesome to me in the
future I
shall order you all to be destroyed. That is, all except the boy, who
belongs
to old Mombi and must be restored to her keeping. The rest of you are
not
human, and therefore it will not be wicked to demolish you. The
Saw-Horse and
the Pumpkinhead's body I will have chopped up for kindling- wood; and
the
pumpkin shall be made into tarts. The Scarecrow will do nicely to start
a
bonfire, and the tin man can be cut into small pieces and fed to the
goats. As
for this immense Woggle-Bug " "Highly Magnified, if you
please!" interrupted the insect. "I think I will ask the cook to make
green-turtle soup of you," continued the Queen, reflectively. The Woggle-Bug shuddered. "Or, if that won't do, we might use
you for a Hungarian goulash, stewed and highly spiced," she added,
cruelly. This programme of extermination was so
terrible that the prisoners looked upon one another in a panic of fear.
The Scarecrow
alone did not give way to despair. He stood quietly before the Queen
and his
brow was wrinkled in deep thought as he strove to find some means to
escape. While thus engaged he felt the straw
within his breast move gently. At once his expression changed from
sadness to
joy, and raising his hand he quickly unbuttoned the front of his
jacket. This action did not pass unnoticed by the
crowd of girls clustering about him, but none of them suspected what he
was
doing until a tiny grey mouse leaped from his bosom to the floor and
scampered
away between the feet of the Army of Revolt. Another mouse quickly
followed;
then another and another, in rapid succession. And suddenly such a
scream of
terror went up from the Army that it might easily have filled the
stoutest
heart with consternation. The flight that ensued turned to a stampede,
and the
stampede to a panic. For while the startled mice rushed wildly
about the room the Scarecrow had only time to note a whirl of skirts
and a
twinkling of feet as the girls disappeared from the palace pushing
and
crowding one another in their mad efforts to escape. The Queen, at the first alarm, stood up
on the cushions of the throne and began to dance frantically upon her
tiptoes.
Then a mouse ran up the cushions, and with a terrified leap poor Jinjur
shot
clear over the head of the Scarecrow and escaped through an archway
never
pausing in her wild career until she had reached the city gates. So, in less time than I can explain, the
throne room was deserted by all save the Scarecrow and his friends, and
the
Woggle-Bug heaved a deep sigh of relief as he exclaimed: "Thank goodness, we are saved!" "For a time, yes;" answered the
Tin Woodman. "But the enemy will soon return, I fear." "Let us bar all the entrances to the
palace!" said the Scarecrow. "Then we shall have time to think what
is best to be done." So all except Jack Pumpkinhead, who was
still tied fast to the Saw-Horse, ran to the various entrances of the
royal
palace and closed the heavy doors, bolting and locking them securely.
Then,
knowing that the Army of Revolt could not batter down the barriers in
several
days, the adventurers gathered once more in the throne room for a
council of
war.
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