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X Advanced Golf THAT evening Millington dropped over to chat for a few
minutes, and he was in good spirits. He told me he had found the automobile
where I had left it with its nose against the tree, and that it had been
necessary to hire a team to pull it home. Isobel said she would never forget
the pleased expression on Millington's face as he saw the helpless machine
being towed into his yard, and between what both of them said I felt rightly
proud at having lifted such a load from his mind. "Now," said Millington cheerfully, "we can
all start for Port Lafayette in the morn ing. I will get up at four to-morrow
morning and tinker at the motor, and by nine, or ten at the latest, we will be
ready to start." At ten the next morning, therefore, Isobel and I went over
to Millington's garage, but our first glimpse of him told us all was not well.
He was sitting on the garage step with his head buried in his arms, while his
wife was sitting beside him, vainly endeavouring to console him. For awhile he
made no response to my queries, and then he only raised his mournful face and
pointed at the automobile. He was too overcome for words, and his wife had to
give us the awful facts. "This morning at four," she said, "Edward
came out and prepared to do what he could to repair the motor you had so kindly
put to the bad. He was then his usual, cheerful self. He leaped lightly into
the chauffeur's seat, touched the starting lever, and, to his utter distress,
the automobile moved smoothly out of the garage and down the driveway, without
a single misplaced throb or sign of disorder. There was nothing the matter with
the automobile at all. Not a thing to repair. It was as if it had just come from
the factory. Of course he immediately gave up all idea of the little run to
Port Lafayette. Now, there is only one thing to be done. You must take the
machine and run it around the block until it is in a fit condition to be
repaired. I am afraid you did not do a good job yesterday." Although I felt rather hurt by the last words, I was not a
man to desert Millington in his need, and without a word I jumped into the
automobile and started. That morning I put in some hard work. It seemed that
the automobile had repaired itself so well that nothing would ever be the
matter with it again, but by persistent efforts and by doing everything an
amateur could possibly do to ruin an automobile, I succeeded in developing its
weak spots. Not until noon was I satisfied, but when the horses at last pulled
the automobile into Millington's garage I felt I had done my duty. I had mashed
the hood and cracked a cylinder, dished the left front wheel and absolutely
ruined all the battery connections. I would have defied any man to make that
automobile run one inch. It had been hard work, but I was amply repaid when
Millington threw his arms around me and wept for joy on my shoulder. He was not
usually a demonstrative man. "Next week, or the week after, John," he said
cheerfully, as he took off his coat, "I may have the machine patched up a
little, and we will take that little run out to Port Lafayette. I feel that the
trip has been delayed too long already, and I shall get to work at once." "If you wish," I said, "I will lend you Mr.
Prawley to hold things while you work on them." "Prawley?" said Millington. "Prawley? That
man of yours? No, thank you, John. That man Prawley is so fearful of
automobiles that he trembles at the sight of a pair of goggles. He would die of
fear if we forced him into this garage." I left Millington whistling over his work, and that
afternoon I took my putter and went to the golf grounds alone, for I had spent
half the night reading the golf book Mr. Rolfs had lent me, and I saw I had not
gone at the game in the right way. I knew now that I should have held my club
with my right hand more to the right or to the left and my right foot nearer
the ball — or not so near it and with the head of my club heeled up more or not
so much. The directions given by the book were very explicit. They said a
player must invariably lay his thumb along the shaft of the club, unless he w r
rapped it around the shaft, or let it stick up like a sore toe, or cut it off
and got along without it, or did something else with it. The book seemed to
imply that the proper way for a beginner to learn golf was to lock himself in a
dark closet and indulge in silent meditation until he became an expert player,
but the closets in my house were so narrow and shallow I felt I could not
meditate broadly in them. So I went to the Country Club. I met young Weldorf there, and as soon as he saw me he
immediately proposed a round. He said he had wanted to play a round with me
ever since he had heard of my clubs. He said he hoped I would not mind his dog
being along, for the dog took a lively interest in the game of golf. So I told Weldorf I loved dogs and that I thought a dog or
two scattered around the links added greatly to the picturesqueness of the
game. Weldorf's dog was a rather thin dog, of the white terrier kind, with
black spots, and Weldorf explained that the reason there were bare,
flesh-coloured spots on the dog was because he was just recovering from an
attack of mange. Weldorf drove first, and a beautiful drive it was, and with
a gay bark the dog darted after the ball, but Weldorf spoke to him sternly, and
he stopped short, although he still gazed after the ball yearningly. Then I
drove. I exerted the whole of my enormous strength in that drive, and I think I
surprised Weldorf. I know I surprised the dog. If I had been that dog, I, too,
would have been surprised. There stood the dog, looking at Weldorf's ball,
wagging his tail and thinking of nothing, and here came my ball with terrific
speed. Suddenly the ball hit the dog on the hip with a splashy sort of smack,
and immediately the dog was impelled forward and upward, giving voice, as we
dog-fanciers say. He gave voice three times while in the air, and when he
alighted he put his tail between his legs and dashed madly away. We were not able to retrieve the dog until we reached the
third teeing ground, and then I apologized to him. He did not accept my
apology. He looked upon my most friendly advances with unjust suspicion. He
seemed to have no faith in my game, and kept well to the rear of me, but when
Weldorf addressed him in a few well-chosen words he unlooped his tail and
wagged it in a half hearted sort of way. I decided to ignore the dog. I raised
the hinged lid of the sand box and took out a large handful of sand to form my
tee, and letting the lid fall took a step forward. "Immediately the dog was impelled forward and up ward, giving voice" Immediately the dog gave voice! Weldorf had to raise the lid
of the sand-box before the dog was able to get his tail out, but as soon as he
had reassumed full control of his tail he placed it firmly between his legs and
dashed madly away. It is nonsense to have a golf dog with a long tail. By the time we reached the sixth putting-green the dog had
begun to get lonely, and assumed a cheerful demeanour. He returned to us with
ingratiating poses, mainly sliding along the ground on his stomach as he
approached, and I was glad to see him happy again, for I love dogs and I like
to have them happy. He stood afar off, however, until he saw our balls on the
putting-green. He knew that golfers do not "putt" as strenuously as
they "drive." Then he came nearer. I took the flag-pole from the hole
and let it fall gracefully to the ground. Without an instant of hesitation the
dog gave voice! It was a long flag-pole, made of a plump bamboo fish-rod, and
when it fell it seemed to strike directly on the eighth dorsal vertebra of the
dog, at a spot where he was not recovering very well from the mange. Weldorf said he had no doubt the dog would find his way
home, and we stood and listened until the voice the dog was giving died away in
the far distance, and then we holed out. It is nonsense for a dog to have
dorsal vertebrae. When we reached the seventh hole I found that the grounds
committee was already using my initiation fee, for the grass mowers were at
work there, and a man with a rake immediately stepped up to me, and said in the
most friendly manner that he would be willing to part with some golf balls for
money, if I would say nothing about it to the Board of Governors. He had
sixteen, nine of which I recognized as some of those I had lost the day before,
and he very generously offered to let me have the lot at fifteen cents each. I
purchased them eagerly, and the man who was driving the mower at once descended
and offered me twelve more at the same price. Between there and the ninth hole
numerous caddies appeared from behind trees and bunkers and offered me balls at
ridiculously low prices, and I, quite naturally, took advantage of their
offers. When I reached home Isobel asked me how I was progressing
with my game. "Well," I said, "I return with forty-two more golf
balls than I had when I went out." Instantly her face brightened. She congratulated me warmly
and said she was sure Mrs. Rolfs and Mrs. Millington had over stated the evils
of the game. She said she thought she could see an improvement in my health
already. She advised me to keep at the game until my health was beyond compare.
I now know that the book Mr. Rolfs lent me is mere piffle
and that, for a man who takes his golf in the right way, a broom or a hairpin
is as good as any other tool. I enjoy the game immensely, and find it great
sport. Often I come home with fifty golf balls, and my low record is eighteen
but that was a legal holiday and the grass mowers were on vacation. I have so
many golf balls in the house already that Isobel talks of having an addition
built over the kitchen for storage purposes. As my game has im proved I have
acquired such dexterity that I can buy balls from the caddies at the rate of
four for twenty-five cents. If I practise regularly I believe I shall in time
reach a point where I can buy balls for five cents each. By holes, my best
score is thirty-eight balls, made at the eighth hole on July 6th, from the
red-headed caddy and the fat mowing man. My low score is one ball, made August
16th, at the first hole. I never make a large score there, as it is near the
club house and the caddies are afraid of the Board of Governors. When golf is taken rightly it arouses the instincts of the
chase in a man, and I now feel the same joy in running down a caddy and
bargaining for found balls that others feel in hunting wild animals. Golf,
taken thus, is a splendid game. And I have found that if I use my putter only, and knock the
ball but a few yards each stroke, there is no need of losing a ball from one
end of the year to the other. But even then one must remember the cardinal rule
of all golfers "Keep the eye on the ball." |