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THE IDIOT BY JOHN KENDRICK BANGS AUTHOR OF "COFFEE AND REPARTEE" "THE WATER GHOST, AND OTHERS" "THREE WEEKS IN POLITICS" ETC. ILLUSTRATED NEW YORK HARPER & BROTHERS PUBLISHERS 1895 CERTAINLY, I ASKED FOR ANOTHER CUP TO WILLIAM K. OTIS CONTENTS CHAPTER 1 CHAPTER 2 CHAPTER 3 CHAPTER 4 CHAPTER 5 CHAPTER 6 CHAPTER 7 CHAPTER 8 CHAPTER 9 CHAPTER 10 CHAPTER 11 CHAPTER 12 ILLUSTRATIONS "CERTAINLY, I ASKED FOR ANOTHER CUP" "THE NUISANCE OF HAVING TO PAY" "SHE COULD NOT POSSIBLY GET ABOARD AGAIN" "DEMANDS TICKETS FOR TWO" "THEY ARE GIVEN TO REHEARSING AT ALL HOURS" "'HA! HA! I HAVE HIM NOW!'" "HAS YOUR FRIEND COMPLETED HIS ARTICLE ON OLD JOKES?" THEY DEPARTED "YOU FISH ALL DAY, AND HAVE NO LUCK" HE COULD BE HEARD THROWING THINGS ABOUT "HE WAS NOT MURDERED" "SUPERINTENDENT SMITHERS HAS NOT ABSCONDED" THE INSPIRED BOARDER PAID HIS BILL "I KNOW YOU CAN'T, BECAUSE IT ISN'T THERE" "YOU CAN MAKE YOURSELF HEARD IN SAN FRANCISCO" THE PROPHETOGRAPH "I GRASPED IT IN MY TWO HANDS" "PIANO-PLAYING ISN'T ALWAYS MUSIC" "THE MOON ITSELF WILL BE USED" "DECLINES TO BE BIDDEN" "THE BIBLIOMANIAC WOULD BE RAISING BULBS" "DIDN'T KNOW ENOUGH TO CHOOSE HIS OWN FACE" "JANITORS HAVE TO BE SEEN TO" "MY ELOQUENCE FLOATED UP THE AIR–SHAFT"